Three words.

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Three words.

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I have derived immense pleasure recently from playing a game with friends called "Knightmare in three words" and this game frequently crops up on the Warwick radio show that is mentioned on this forum.

Basically, you've got to describe Knightmare (or a character from said series) in no more than three words. I think I've got the programme down to a tee. My description is simply "Where am I?" Oh, I am a sad man, but the game is fun. You can apply the format to anything, Majida, the corridor of Blades, Snapper Jack. Endless fun.

PS I am starting to grow a Hugo Myatt style beard - I am fortunate enough to have the same colour hair as the dungeon master yet is not gray-flecked. Would anyone like to join me in some kjind of beard growing bonanza?
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The Corridor of Blades: Veteran Kiddie Killer!
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Good one. Miremen - slow, fat, rubbish.
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Majida has to be "Eees too deefeecult". It's what everyone remembers of her.
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Ridolfo - Super Mario Clone
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Lord Fear - Out of eyeshadow.
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Mogdred - better than Fear
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Sidriss- "Insert Brain Here".
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Mogdred - too much foundation

Fear - rather good looking

Treguard - manic glaring machine

Gretel - Am I pretty

Marta - I'm a lizard

Lissard - my breath stinks

Dungeoneer - horny little bugger

[the one about Fear was a joke btw...]
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You all know how fond I am of Hugo, but there are only three words to describe a season 3 Treguard and those words are: Too Much Tan!  ;D
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You all know how fond I am of Hugo, but there are only three words to describe a season 3 Treguard and those words are: Too Much Tan!  ;D
And don't the Challenge? announcers like to mention it! Every week or two one of them cracks the same old joke. Pity it isn't a realistic shade, and also that it doesn't get anywhere near his hairline, so there's a very light line just underneath his hair.
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Please don't insult Hugo Myatt. His beard was the altar of my youth. I even watched Zig-Zag when he was in it just to catch a glimpse of his beard. And to see him in a toga. But I'm not gay. Though to tell you the truth, I could understand any straight man choosing Treguard over Majiida since she was just so damn annoying. That voice still grates ten years on.
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Mogdred: The moogle. Kupo.

And sorry to go on about it if I'm the only person to find it funny <¦-(

Scarkill: Fearship. Lordship. Lovely.

Snapper Jack: Not a biscuit
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Level 1-3 shortcuts:  political cop out
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True. And welcome to the board.
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