The Knightmare Ball

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The Knightmare Ball

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If any of you listen to “I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue” you’ll know that the panel if often asked to announce the guests at a particular ball. The aim of the game is to come up with funny names related to the topic, in our case Knightmare.

An example (“The Builder’s Ball”) can be heard here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clue/clips/ ... sball.html
(It sounds better if you say them out loud)

So, it’s time to announce the late arrivals at the Knightmare Ball…
Good night out there; whatever you are!
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Just a couple to start you off, they get much better than this, though!

Mr and Mrs Riss and their son, Sid with Mr and Mrs Ard and their daughter Liz. Not to mention Mr and Mrs Eda and their daughter, Madge.
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Mr. and Mrs. Stee, and their daughter Una.
Knightmare: Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.
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(I had that one too, Drassil!)

There’s Mr and Mrs Rth-of-legend and their daughter Olga Rth-of-legend. With their Gran, Itas.

Mr and Mrs Icmirror and their daughter, Madge.

Mr and Mrs Ommand-you and their son, Ike.
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Not forgetting Mr and Mrs Guard and their son Trey!
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Please welcome Mr. and Mrs. John-Ear, and their son, named, of course, after the J.K. Rowling character, Mundungus, known to his friends as Dung.

Followed closely, ladies and gentlemen, by Mr. and Mrs. Vreeching and, named for the film, their pet fish, Wanda, and their parrots, rather unsteady on their perches all just back from the vet suffering from loss of feeling, so don't step on them if they fall off. Tread carefully: the numb Macaws sway.

And here comes a couple with Norman blood, Sir Simon and Lady de Steppeleft, though the baronet is very informal and known to his friends simply as Si.

And, bringing up the rear as ever, Mr. and Mrs. Bennett-what-sort-of-life-force-clock-do-you-call-that-cake and their son Gordon.
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Will you wecome, please, Mr and Mrs Dine and there miserable son, Grim Al.

Followed by Mr and Mrs BerrytheApothecary and there lisping son Ross.

And their Ma, Rta.
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Why look, it's Mr & Mrs Dread with their daughter Millie, affectionally called Mil and their son, know for his love of Kupo Nuts as, Mog.
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Thanatos wrote:And here comes a couple with Norman blood, Sir Simon and Lady de Steppeleft, though the baronet is very informal and known to his friends simply as Si.
HA HA HA HA HA *almost dies cracking up*. Tries to think of some funny ones yet alone that funny.
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Just arriving are Mrs & Mrs Entackle with their son Brock, or Block as Ah Wok pronounces it.
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Representatives from the first two series, Mr and Mrs Acomite and their daughter, Cat.

With Mr and Mrs Ain-of–Lilith and their son, Dom.

Closely followed by Mr and Mrs Ving-Keyholetrick and their daughter Mo.

And finally, Mrs and Mrs Co-Six and their son, Jerry.
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Mr. and Mrs. Teachamber and their daughter, Anne.

Mr. and Mrs. Toff-Justice and their daughter, Elma.

Mr. and Mrs. Scaramonger and their son, Julius. (I don't suppose that one counts! ;D)

Mr. and Mrs. Dorov-Blaids and their son, Corey.

Mr. and Mrs. Ponmogdredandquail and their daughter, Luca.

Mr. and Mrs. Parth and their son, Alf.

Mr. and Mrs. Addnee and their son, Harry.

Mr. and Mrs. Mout and their son, Ty.

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A few latecomers [who originally 'arrived' on Thursday 13 October 2005, 20:57]:

Mr. and Mrs. Ingteem and their son, Warren.

Mr. and Mrs. Shiftapro-Ching and their daughter, Faye.

Mr. and Mrs. Endor and their son, Des.
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There's also the German couple, Mr & Mrs deslike-feet with their son, Han
And here are Mr & Mrs Dame and their daughter, Mel
Also there's Mr & Mrs Ghorm with their daughter, Lyn
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Please welcome Mr and Mrs redgreenbluengrey and their pet goblin, chris.

Oh, and in comes Mr and Mrs sahalotothagobalin and their daughter Julie.
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Any more? Ah, yes- there's Mr and Mrs Deefeecult, and their son Stu.
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