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Knightmare creche!

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Knightmare castle are opening a creche for the little kidsies and are employing a few (about five) characters as the staff. If you had littlies then you would you most and least like to leave them with and why?
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Most: Motley - because he'll be able to keep them entertained

Least: Snapper Jack - with that net of his he is the equivalent of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's The Child Catcher
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Most:  Gretel, so she can find out what it's like to be on the receiving end.

Least:  Lissard, because we don't want him getting nightmares do we?
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Most like: Mildread (I don't like children much)

Least like: Fidjit (I don't hate children that much)
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Most: Lord Fear, after all he does act like a child most of the time!

Least: Merlin, I think he'd drive any child insane, or get rather annoyed at their lack of understanding at Level 3 High Magic....
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Most: Mogdred/Ariadne I really dislike little children
Least: Treguard, he has more important things to do.
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Most: Mcgrew- seems like a real entertainer on the dancefloor, I mean you only need to watch him in that episode where dungeoneer Cliff casts that 'dance' spell on him!

Least: The Boatman (unless beneath that hood is secretly a cuddly bear)


 
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Maybe Brother Strange could keep the kidsies shtum (even send them asleep) with his endless dialogue of proverbs
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Most: Treguard, the wise, firm, benevolent Dungeon Master.

Least: Sylvester Hands or Skarkill, whose job is kidnapping children and adolescents.
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Most: Motley he'd keep them entertained. (There the only ones whod laugh at his jokes.)

Sidriss she was for all her faults a good harted person plus she'd be with people of her own IQ Level.

Sir Hugh De Witless: He'd be there to rescue them if the need arose

Skarkill, He'd keep them well disaplined, If You Know what I means *Clicks the Irons together* HEHEHEHE.....LOVELY.


Least: Raptor, Lissard, Snapper-Jack & Sly Hands theyed try to kidnnap them.

The Bollracan he would spend all the time quizzing them.

Marta with her bad back I don't think she'd be sutibal for Nurasary work.

Sir Hugh De Witless: He'd always be trying to rescue them
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Well they would NEED rescueing a lot, little kids are a handful.
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Your telling me, I work with loads although some of the adults seem to be more of handful then the children if you know what I mean! ::)
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I do voulntary work at a primary school and those kids are a handful as well.

Some of them I would like to lock in the Stocks at times.
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Most: The blocker from series 5 (to eat the kids) therefore creating the percect creche (kid free)

Least: Lord fear... infact that would be cool as he could tell yuo the password to level 2  :)
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