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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 11:31 am
by RoxxAatherton
Surprised no one mentioned Cheggers! He was on The Adventure Games and a celebrity edition of Incredible Games.

I would also stick a vote in for Chris Evans
Cheggers would probably want to do it naked though, Imagine.... 'Naked Knightmare'

On second thoughts, don't

Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:05 pm
by grumphicks
It would add extra spice to the corridor of blades at least.  :o

Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:06 pm
by Werewolf
Or the *drumroll*

Block and TACKLE  ;D

Sorry, I had to do that.

Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:32 pm
by RoxxAatherton
hmm yes, corridor of blades...

Oooooh nasty would have a whole new meaning...

Perhaps  a naked Knighmare should be commisioned, I'm sure channel 5 would buy it, especially if Cheggers presented it!

;D

Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:43 pm
by Elessar
Hmmm.....Cheguard.....

But if we wanted to keep the original 11-16 rule, why not get rid of Charlotte Church and Daniel Radcliffe, the youngest entries in 100 Worst britons and rightfully so!

Actually Daniel Radcliffe wasn't in it, but his alter ego Master Potter was....well they have the same birthday - they're the same person.

Who would you like?

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 12:58 am
by MoanaLiza
Who would you like (celebs/famous people) to enter the dungeon, die and how?

Re: Who would you like?

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 1:12 am
by GrimaldineGrimwold
Ann Robinson - Minced to pieces in Corridor of Blades complete with red paint on camera lens. "Your remarks were always cutting, but the Blades were just a cut above."

Celine Dion - Let a magic sword sap her life force like her music saps mine.  

Judith Chalmers - Burned to a crisp by Bhal-Shebah. I don't particularly dislike her- it's just the only way her brightly sunburnt face could ever get any redder.

Too soon since the last time we did this to offer my Jamie Oliver/Goblin remark again without people noticing me copying my own jokes. *sigh*

Re: Who would you like?

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 10:05 am
by Lord_Bob
Get Tony Blair in their, and make members of his cabinet guide him. I doubt he could make it through the first room. Still CoB would be the best death for him

Re: Who would you like?

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:48 pm
by Lowebo
Quite happy i have started CoB as a shorthand!! (i think anyway!)

Iain Duncan-Smith - sidestep left type death: If you can't trust your aides, you can't trust anyone.

Jordan: Trial By Spikes - The spikes didnt kill you, your boobs were in the way.

Fred Durst: MineCart!! - Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'...

Jonah Lomu: Block & Tackle - finally, he was tackled...

Re: Who would you like?

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 5:40 pm
by Emii
I used CoB many moons ago, just as TbS (Trial by Spikes) and PYCR (Play your Cards Right) were used. I doubt I was the first but it was definately before most members of the forum that are here now had joined!
Sorry to burst your bubble, WW!

Re: Who would you like?

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:02 pm
by GrimaldineGrimwold
Iain Duncan-Smith - sidestep left type death: If you can't trust your aides, you can't trust anyone.
Hehe, I like that. Alternatively, all his advisors are saying "You'll have to move to your left if you want to win!" but old IDS keeps sidestepping to the right- that's what Lady Thatcher did when she conquered the dungeon, so he thinks it'll work in any circumstance.

Delia Smith - Dies in Mildread's Cauldron. " Are you sure you want bats wings in here, Mildread? Thyme would be slightly more conventional..."

Edward Tudor Pole - Tries to cosmic handshake Snapper Jack and gets bitten by the Glove Puppet of Pure Evil.  

David Dickinson - Life force runs out as he spends ages talking to camera describing the clue objects in the Level 1 Clue Room. "Oooh, now this horn, lovely craftsmanship, that's got to be a bobby dazzler. I think the glove's a duffer."

Re: Who would you like?

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:38 pm
by Brangwen
Ahh Grimaldine, don't be so mean to Ed Tudor Pole, lol^_^

David Blaine:- Fails to answer 3 of Brangwens riddles and we see the first time a Wall Monster destroying the dungeoneer. Let's see him try and show how THAT is an illusion.

Re: Who would you like?

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 11:42 pm
by MPK
Bobby Davro, Keith Chegwin, in a really long and slow death, preferably by a professional like Fear or a frightknight!

Paul Daniels, I want him to die in a magical duel with Mogdread, out of which when Daniels is dead, Mogdread turns to the camera and says "Well I dont know about you, but I liked that............I liked that a lot, mwha ha ha agh aha ha aha ha aha !"

Timmy Mallet by a huge gigatic sledge hammer falling on top of his head, out of which the dungeon calls out, "Now you dont like it when it happens to you, do you!"

Re: Who would you like?

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:46 am
by lordfearisafox
Following along the David Blaine lines...

Derren Brown being eaten by a wall blocker cause he failed to make a psychological connection with it, thus  guessing the wrong password.

(Well, if the whole Russian roulette thing didn't manage to bump him off only good ol' Knightmare can provide the perfect means) I am sooo evil  >:(

Re: Who would you like?

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:51 am
by lordfearisafox
Paul Daniels, I want him to die in a magical duel with Mogdread, out of which when Daniels is dead, Mogdread turns to the camera and says "Well I dont know about you, but I liked that............I liked that a lot, mwha ha ha agh aha ha aha ha aha !"

That's magic... ;D