Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
Awww... Who's the best man eh?
Can I? Can I? Can I?
Believe it or not but I'm going to train in to be a worthy Knighterrant for my gallant King and Queen. But I'm still doing entertainments off-duty though!
Can I? Can I? Can I?
Believe it or not but I'm going to train in to be a worthy Knighterrant for my gallant King and Queen. But I'm still doing entertainments off-duty though!
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea??
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
Hmm... well theres one thing, but its too embarrassing... *giggles like a maniac*
You'll propably have to marry her. Plus it would be cute
You'll propably have to marry her. Plus it would be cute
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
Very well. I shall ask her. If she says 'yes' then Motley old chum I would like you to be my best man and to provide the Evening's cabaret.
Skarkill, I would like you to perform the service. No one in this Dungeon could perform a service as Lovely as you.
Preparations must be made.
Right, I'm off to plan a wedding
Skarkill, I would like you to perform the service. No one in this Dungeon could perform a service as Lovely as you.
Preparations must be made.
Right, I'm off to plan a wedding
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
I play a pretty mean organ!
("Uh, FrightKnight? That's a harmonica.")
It's a pocket-size version! It's not like I can practice in my hut with a great monstrousity of an organ taking up my kitchen and living room!
("Uh, FrightKnight? That's a harmonica.")
It's a pocket-size version! It's not like I can practice in my hut with a great monstrousity of an organ taking up my kitchen and living room!
"A rotting pie! Oh no, I'm dead!"
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
I am truly flattered Semtex Jack but how about we try the co-habitation thing first? Don't want to rush things...
"You're in a room..."
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
Very well Melisandrinoff. I can wait. Would you like to move into my lovely castle with me. It is called Castle Anthrax (*cough* Holy Grail rip off) and lies, as expected, in Level 3.
I've got a lovely pink bedroom with a four poster bed with frilly bits on the duvet.
I play disco classics all day and dance like John Travolta.
So what do you say?
I've got a lovely pink bedroom with a four poster bed with frilly bits on the duvet.
I play disco classics all day and dance like John Travolta.
So what do you say?
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
*eyes widen* Oooh, Semtex Jack, you *know* I could never refuse an offer like that I would be *delighted* to move in to Castle Anthrax and dance with you to the disco classics, and even, dare I say, share your pink frilly four-poster bed
"You're in a room..."
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
You can share my bed anytime you like. Who would you like to share it with though????
Right, I'm off to hide.
Right, I'm off to hide.
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
Men
Sigh I have an evil friend who can turn people in to things and she's looking for a job, but theres one problem....
Sigh I have an evil friend who can turn people in to things and she's looking for a job, but theres one problem....
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
Well she's 2/5 human 2/5 T-rex and 1/5 Lamia. She's nice, but the lamia part of her can cause trouble. Er do you know what a lamia is?
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
Do I look stupid??!!!??? Of course I know what a Lamia is......Begone from my sight!
Actually....before you go....could you explain what a Lamia is, I havn't got a clue.
Actually....before you go....could you explain what a Lamia is, I havn't got a clue.
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
That's a lot of calculations, how'd you work that one out... *snerk*
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
Well you dont have to know that. Since her problem is more related to her dino half. When she gets mad she tramples or turns everyone in to a wilderbeest. The way to avoid this is to leave her presence when she growls or turn her in to a block of ice for a moment that usually cools her temper.
Oh and a lamia is half woman half snake. There was something else, but I cant remember what or where the book I read it from is.
(ps: There really is a creature called a lamia, in legends that is)
Oh and a lamia is half woman half snake. There was something else, but I cant remember what or where the book I read it from is.
(ps: There really is a creature called a lamia, in legends that is)
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
That is unless I use FIRE on her first!
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