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Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:29 pm
by ross
Heres a good topic that can be discussed. Imagine you were setting Knightmare questions for millionairre. Remember the questions are simple to start off with but get more difficult towards the end.

Does anyone have any ideas what questions could be asked. Simple to start off with remember (i.e. have to be blindlingly obvious.)

Re:Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:31 pm
by natnut
£100 question, what is a large Goblin called?

a)a bobgoblin
b)a nobgoblin
c)a hobgoblin
d)a jobgoblin

Re:Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:41 pm
by Mashibinbin
It's been done in #Knightmare chat and I mean done - I won it! ;D Billy was our erstwhile host and it may yet return again..

Check out the Lexicon entry on the Interactive Knightmare site for more details.

Re:Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:18 am
by HStorm
Chris Tarrant of Legend: "This is it, folks! Our lucky contestant, Simon from Wales, has got fourteen right. He's just one right answer away from winning the grand prize! So here it is, the fifteenth riddle for £1,000,000.

Ready, Simon? Nervous? Well try and relax. Let's play...

You are stood in the Block-And-Tackle, the room is falling to bits, and all the floor to your left has disappeared. Do you;-

A) Run forward, yelling blue murder?
B) Sidestep to your right, yelling blue murder?
C) Sidestep to your right and then run forward, yelling blue murder?
D) Listen when one of your advisors tells you to sidestep to your left?

Remember, you can still ask-the-watchers or phone Pickle.

You're going for D? Are you sure? Not going for B? Final answer? Because if you're wrong, it really will be your final answer..."

Re:Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:00 pm
by Mykell
[quote author=natnut
b)a nobgoblin
[quote][/quote]

*laughs* my dirty side finds that hilarious!

Re:Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre

Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:32 am
by djoska
yeah- rather funny!!
:o
aint knob-gobblin' a reference to a slightly sick sexual activity like taking your standard male pleasures a bit too far...

(hope that didn't offend anyone)

Re:Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:53 am
by natnut
oh i can think of more questions! hehe. and they can also be equally as rude if it so calls for it. ;)

Re:Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:34 am
by djoska
How do you get rid of elita?

A) Shove an old sock in her mouth
B) Call her a Short Ass and laugh
C) Give her a green stone
D) Give her something else and tell her not to tell your missus... ;)

You have no lifelines, as this is not a game of numerous lifelines, here- you only have one.

Re:Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:31 pm
by Ironlord
djoska wrote: How do you get rid of elita?

A) Shove an old sock in her mouth
B) Call her a Short Ass and laugh
C) Give her a green stone
D) Give her something else and tell her not to tell your missus... ;)
The first two, and then some.

Spellcasting: A-T-O-M-B-O-M-B!

Re:Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:19 pm
by Cull
djoska wrote: You have no lifelines, as this is not a game of numerous lifelines, here- you only have one.
Hehe... I likes that line a lot. :D

Back on a serious note, I guess one of the later questions (i.e. Q11-15) could be something like "How many quests did Motley appear during", or some other devious long-running -but-occasional character...

Re:Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:31 pm
by natnut
or how many times did motley suffer at the hands of unrequited love? lol ;D

Re:Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre

Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:52 am
by Ironlord
That would also depend on whether he was actually chased out of the room by the woman in question, or whether he just mentioned who he was trying to get off with.

And whether he actually succeeded with Mellisandre.

Re:Knightmare who wants to be a millionairre

Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:38 pm
by natnut
i reckon he did with mellisandre...we all know the truth,he was banging away with her in merlins cupboard.lol well he didnt succeed with Stiletta,but then he was probably a bit rusty after being turned to stone, either that or smelly from the pigeons droppings! Gwendoline and the other birds...whats their names?.... Gundrada etc lol, dont think he had much chance thier either seeing as they were carrying weapons! poor motley,kinda makes you feel sorry for the guy! ;D