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My class-mate is getting on my nerves!

He keeps critisising Knightmare... >:(

These are his latest:

- Pickle has a tw*tish hairstyle!
- Graphics are terrible! When I've told him they've done the best they could on an 8-Bit Spectrum
- Treguard should be replaced...

...like can someone give a verbal note or something he's upsetting Knightmare badly... and me!

Er, the graphics in KM were done on an Amiga in fact, Glenn. They would've been absolutely bewilderingly good for a Spectrum!

As for your class-mate, just ignore him.

Sorry, my mistake...

Unless your referring to the game, when I mean the ChromaKey...

I'm referring to the Chromakey as well

Thanks HStorm...

Now he says that Merlin is supposed to be a myth!

Knightmare had the best graphics of it's time, it was before the Nintendo 64, Sega Dreamcast and Sony Playstation.

Series 8's graphics are the best they got the Virtual Reality before VR.

This guy must be a real imbacial.

Just poke him with a stick until he gets a bruise.

Or hey, maybe he's just jealous that you've got the legendary KM helmets and he hasn't.

Ooh nasty...

*agrees with Fright Knight.

Poke him with a big stick... like a baseball bat!

Ask him riddles whilst poking him.
If he gets them all right he may continue to dislike knightmare to our dismay, if he gets any one wrong he must lust for knightmare for all eternity!!!

He doesn't even deserve to know about Knightmare, let alone rate it...

Throw him to the catacombite!

Whilst he's sleeping get a pot of gel and some firm-hold hairspray...
Y'never know, Pickle's hair style may suit him.

Or get some tipex and a red marker pen, if you dont think Pickle's hair style will suit him then see if Hordriss' look takes his fancy

Oooh, and go with the stick idea too.