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Pixel the Pixie: "my needle's been in a Goblin's bum."

i liked during dickons quest wen motley goes "oh my gawd its an ogre did you bring him with you"

im also suprised noone has shouted SHUT UP FESTUS yet!

Well i like Guard Fatila,
Hold up hold up, who goes there? It's onbe of them horny dunger thingies whit a mnoo cow helmet.
And
"I'm gonna blip you and then blop you"
LOL!!!

A funny moment was when Majida said: He's a smart bottom.

How bout these

Lord Fear - Ahh its silvester Hands, or has someone just smudged a great bit of dirt on my screen.

Mogdred - Team 5 - Ahh youve stepped into one of of my little play pens. Play a while STAY FOREVER

It actually goes, "Welcome to one of Mogdred's little playpens, Dungeoneer. Play a while... PLAY FOREVER!!! Mwu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!"

Close enough, liked the extra bit of boomig laughter though

Tom41 wrote: I liked in today's episode, when they were spying and Lord Fear imitated the Brollachan "Tell me where I come from" in a 'dumb' voice. That's always been memorable for me

Oh, yes, loved that, had me in fits of giggles!!

"Simon, sidestep to your left".

What's the story behind this??

I think one of my favourite lines was from last nights (S8 Team 2)

LF: I like it when you talk dirty to me.

Much amusement

Erm I think this was in the fireball room where fireballs destroy parts of the floor. If I remember the instruction 'side step to your left' resulting in the dungeoneer stepping on a floor tile that had already been destroyed, and the dungeoneer being killed.

No, it was an eerily similar incident in season 4 when a team were in the Block and Tackle and the entire floor on the left half of the room had fallen away. For some reason one of the advisors instructed Simon to step left. BONG!

What are people's favourite KM quotes?

Tregyard: "Ooh nasty"
Boaatman: "Deep is the Dunswater and cold, the fare for crossing is silver or gold"

Motley: 'Allo helmet head

"Morghana: Its time you became wise to the ways of real magic, the kind that is born on the DARK side."

"Enough of follishness and enough of fools, you thwarte me so I stoop to extinguish your flame."

Mogdred: "If you send your charges this far you cannot expect my mercy."

"Come on, give me the book, it's no use you and you probably can't read anyway." - Brother Mace

"I sit here in my lonely cell and I contemplate the follies of the wide world. And I also drink a lot of ale." - ditto

"You don't drink? Ah, you have taken a vow. My vow is precisely the opposite." - ditto


From a scene with Barry, Hands and Romahna (pilloried):

Barry: "If you were strong, you'd be able to capture us both. This is a strength potion."

Hands: "Is it beer?"

"Well, more or less. Tastes like beer, anyway."

"Oh no, I can't, I promised 'is lordship."

"No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."

"Well, if it hasn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."

Skarkill: "Magic horn oh no its not, I'm gunna clap my irons on you."

Team: "The goblins are surrounding you Julie, ask them if they'd like a present."