Most annoying phrase
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Re:Most annoying phrase
*Smiles calmly and drops a moderately large mountain on the patch of undergrowth Snowcat is hiding in.*
No overreactions here of course.
*Walks away, whistling.*
No overreactions here of course.
*Walks away, whistling.*
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Re:Most annoying phrase
***2 ears pop-up, arched to the horizontal***
oh look...................Stars!
***crump!!***
oh look...................Stars!
***crump!!***
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
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Re:Most annoying phrase
Alan's quest ended with a fall, I believe.Mogdred wrote: Alan's team: 'You're in a room/wood/clearing- you're not gonna fall off anything!" This is said EVERY time!
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Re:Most annoying phrase
Hang on a sec. Someone else has a thing for Majida? I thought I was the only one!!!
Hstorm, you have an ally and potential competition for her attentions.
Always been attracted to strong women. And the way she held that staff!!! Used to get me so hot under the collar.
Right, I'm off to continue my stalking of the gorgeous Majida.
Hstorm, you have an ally and potential competition for her attentions.
Always been attracted to strong women. And the way she held that staff!!! Used to get me so hot under the collar.
Right, I'm off to continue my stalking of the gorgeous Majida.
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
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*DANGEROUSLY* Stay away from Majida, you philandering upstart! She's MI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-INE!!!
*Holds the VCR-instruction-manual-of-DOOOOOOOM on standby*
*Holds the VCR-instruction-manual-of-DOOOOOOOM on standby*
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Re:Most annoying phrase
You dare to challenge the might of Semtex Jack!!!!
*Whips out Bananarama's Greatest Hits, on vinyl of course*
Let battle commence!
*Whips out Bananarama's Greatest Hits, on vinyl of course*
Let battle commence!
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
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Re:Most annoying phrase
*Skarkill has found himself in between this and dose what any self respecting Goblin Master Would.*
"OH GOD I'M OFF."
*Runs away.*
"OH GOD I'M OFF."
*Runs away.*
It's The Irons For You. LOVELY
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Why you dirty b!tch-fighter! I can't compete with weapons on THAT scale!Semtex Jack wrote: *Whips out Bananarama's Greatest Hits, on vinyl of course*
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Re:Most annoying phrase
Ha Ha Ha. My arsenal is great. It also includes A signed photograph of Rod Hull and Emu. A life size card board cutout of Gary Linekar and best of all, John Major's razor sharp wit!!!!
Quail before me!
Quail before me!
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
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All right, you leave me no option.
*Brandishes the compressed air rifle of Peter Stringfellow's breath*
*Brandishes the compressed air rifle of Peter Stringfellow's breath*
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Re:Most annoying phrase
Ooooh....nasty.
That is something I cannot compete with. Rest assured that I shall return with a new weapon.
For now Hstorm you win. Jack shall be back!!!
Grrrrrrr.
Right, I'm off to collect a few spells to defeat the might of Hstorm.
That is something I cannot compete with. Rest assured that I shall return with a new weapon.
For now Hstorm you win. Jack shall be back!!!
Grrrrrrr.
Right, I'm off to collect a few spells to defeat the might of Hstorm.
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
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Extinction to all who would try and prise Majida from my loving clutches!
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Re:Most annoying phrase
* Semtex Jack travels deep into Level 3 and meets with Lord Fear *
SJ : Master.
LF : Yes. What is it?
SJ : I need your help. It's Hstorm. He has something I want.
LF : And what is that?
SJ : It's a woman....
LF : Tragic. How pitiful you have become Jack. Very well. If it will help rid me of Hstorm then I shall help you. I grant you two things.
SJ : Thankyou master.
LF : The first is a baby dragon. It's a black dragon. Should hopefully be enough to deal with him. It's name is Nibbler. Second is a spell, HANSON. When cast it shall cause the evil band Hanson to fall from the sky and perfom Mmmm-Bop until your opponent is finished. Remember to use your ear plugs before casting.
SJ : Thankyou Master. You're too gener....
LF : Enough. Get out of my sight!
*Jack returns to Level 2 and meets Hstorm on the Causeway*
SJ : Master.
LF : Yes. What is it?
SJ : I need your help. It's Hstorm. He has something I want.
LF : And what is that?
SJ : It's a woman....
LF : Tragic. How pitiful you have become Jack. Very well. If it will help rid me of Hstorm then I shall help you. I grant you two things.
SJ : Thankyou master.
LF : The first is a baby dragon. It's a black dragon. Should hopefully be enough to deal with him. It's name is Nibbler. Second is a spell, HANSON. When cast it shall cause the evil band Hanson to fall from the sky and perfom Mmmm-Bop until your opponent is finished. Remember to use your ear plugs before casting.
SJ : Thankyou Master. You're too gener....
LF : Enough. Get out of my sight!
*Jack returns to Level 2 and meets Hstorm on the Causeway*
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
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Re:Most annoying phrase
"It's a cruel, cruel summer/leaving me here on my own it's a cruel/it's a cruel/cruel summer"
Hee hee hee!! Copernicus!!
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