Things WE would never say...

[HStorm]

Redirecting the Chicken jokes at the fans has given me an idea for another new spin on old thread. Let's have some examples of things you just wouldn't catch Knightmare fans saying.


Grimaldine Grimwold:  "Wasn't season 7 just the greatest thing ever...?!?"

HStorm:  "My stomach feels great this morning."

Ringmasterrob:  "My age is..."

Emii:  "Eiw, isn't Pickle an ugly git?"

Drassil:  "What is that? Greek? Doesn't mean a thing to me."

Velda:  "I just thought I'd better continue the subject I raised yesterday..."

Grimaldine Grimwold:  "Isn't Ipswich the most exciting place you've ever seen?"

Glenn Toogood:  "Sorry, that's my fault."

Kieran:  "Let's not listen to Simon And Garfunkel today, I'm really not in the mood."

Lord_Fear:  "I UNDERSTAND how this thread works!"

Emii:  "Yeah, say what you like about Kiri, makes no difference to me."

Malefact:  "WOW! I feel so motivated this morning!"


Any more?

[Emii]

HStorm: Hey look! I have a great new idea for a thread!


LOL just kidding  ;)

[HStorm]

 Very good...

*Hits Emii over the head with the ping-pong ball of DOOOOOM!*

[Emii]

*Brandishes Emii-arse of DOOOOOOOOOM [(c) Weirdo Rob], before reverting to the trusty Spatula of DOOOOOOOOOM [(c) Bob]

[HStorm]

*Surrenders immediately*

And on that note...

HStorm:  "Do your worst! You'll never break MY spirit!"

[Drassil]

Redirecting the Chicken jokes at the fans has given me an idea for another new spin on old thread. Let's have some examples of things you just wouldn't catch Knightmare fans saying.

With all due respect, this doesn't appear to be a new idea at all...

http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/cgi-bin ... 1074156091

[HStorm]

True, Drass, but that thread was entirely self-referential. You're only meant to put what YOU specifically wouldn't say. Here you're supposed to suggest ideas for everyone on the forums.

[Fidjit]

Emii: "Glenn that is against the rules. Keep at it!"

Snowwie: "Let's discuss politics..."

Skarkill: "I'll clap me irons on yer... HEHEHEHEHEHE!" (No LOVELY)

Illusion: "No that wasn't right..."

[Kieran]

Pooka:  'I will destroy the Knightmare community'

Adam: 'Free tapes for all!'

BVA: 'Dr Who: Best. Show. Ever.'

Kieran: 'Peter Andre rocks!'

Motley: 'I love Kully/Emii and I want to have her babies'

[Emii]

*ignores Kieran for the rest of his life, regardless of how untrue the post was meant to be*

[Kieran]

Emii:  'I will never ignore Kieran'



Now in relation to the last post that is now true

[HStorm]

Glenn:  "Your secret's safe with me."

[Velda]

*scratching head* Um, sorry for the Jade Goody *shudder* moment I'm having here, but is the one about me referring to the fact that I haven't been here that often lately (I'm getting consumed by the role-playing forum) or that I don't enter into big discussions much? Or something else? Lol, I'm just wondering which one it's about 'cause I need to know...

[HStorm]

Lol.  *Hugs Velda reassuringly*  It's kind of a follow-up to the one about you on the Chicken joke thread. Just teasing you about the way you manage to go for weeks on end without doing a post!  

[FrightKnight]

Skarkill: Hello knewbie. I'm Skarkill. I don't actually like the character. So don't expect any impressions from me, Ok?

Motley: Sonic was really awful, and what was the name of his stupid sidekick? Heads?

BVA: Dr Who was the best thing ever.