The funniest death on Knightmare?
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The funniest death on Knightmare?
The funniest death on Knightmare would probably have to be Simon from team 4 of series 4 on the
Block and Tackle when his advisors (which were two Pickles short of a Frightknight who couldn't tell their lefts from their rights) guided him off the blooming ledge.
Twits! :P
Block and Tackle when his advisors (which were two Pickles short of a Frightknight who couldn't tell their lefts from their rights) guided him off the blooming ledge.
Twits! :P
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Re: The funniest death on Knightmare?
A lot of people would agree with you!
Also amusing is the demise of Julie in Series 3, when the goblins are closing in and her advisors suggest a last-ditch effort to save her: 'Say 'hello' to the goblins, Julie, and ask them if they'd like a present...'
Kelly's end in Series 3 is funny too - after several episodes stomping around and growling, Grimwold the Ogre finally gets to kill someone! And all Kelly needed to have done was to draw a picture to escape...
Also amusing is the demise of Julie in Series 3, when the goblins are closing in and her advisors suggest a last-ditch effort to save her: 'Say 'hello' to the goblins, Julie, and ask them if they'd like a present...'
Kelly's end in Series 3 is funny too - after several episodes stomping around and growling, Grimwold the Ogre finally gets to kill someone! And all Kelly needed to have done was to draw a picture to escape...
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Re: The funniest death on Knightmare?
I always go for Series 3 Team 10 too. I still laugh even after watching it so many times, or perhaps because I've watched it so many times, hehe.
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Re: The funniest death on Knightmare?
Richard: S5 Team 4: Personal Taste ;D.
Richard: Series 8 Team 1: Bhal-Sheba has a good sence of Hummor for a scitsoprenic Dragon.
Danial: Series 8 (I Can't remember the Team Number :-[) I Love seeing The Advisors, more spercifficaly Gideon panick. The Best CoB death ever I Think.
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Richard: Series 8 Team 1: Bhal-Sheba has a good sence of Hummor for a scitsoprenic Dragon.
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Danial: Series 8 (I Can't remember the Team Number :-[) I Love seeing The Advisors, more spercifficaly Gideon panick. The Best CoB death ever I Think.
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Re: The funniest death on Knightmare?
Wow this is one sick topic, laughing at grisly deaths!
I remember one dungeoneer getting eaten by a blocker/the brollachan, and hence much laughter from me.
I remember one dungeoneer getting eaten by a blocker/the brollachan, and hence much laughter from me.
I like my telly scary, and very dungeonish.
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Re: The funniest death on Knightmare?
You're thinking of chris (the goblin) in series 5, who gave the Blocker the causeway code (in the wrong order) instead of the password, which he didn't get in the first place.
(Note the Brollachan was only in series 7)
(Note the Brollachan was only in series 7)
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Re: The funniest death on Knightmare?
Ah thanks Liza. I haven't seen all of Series 5 yet because I like to relish every episode. I'm watching an episode every fortnight. It is extremely sad of me.
I like my telly scary, and very dungeonish.
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Not at all. Any episode is better than none at all .I'm watching an episode every fortnight. It is extremely sad of me.
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Re: The funniest death on Knightmare?
Making the series last like that is a very good idea. I can't say that I'd have the same conviction, though - I'd just watch them all back to back in a marathon session.
Subject to change.
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Re: The funniest death on Knightmare?
most deaths are put down to the advisors oh and skarkill i hope u watched knightmare this mornin
why do we let these kids mess up our clean and tidy dungeon
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Re: The funniest death on Knightmare?
At what time?
Because any early then seven I was sound asleep.
Any latter the Seven thirty I was helping out at a Table Top Sale.
Because any early then seven I was sound asleep.
Any latter the Seven thirty I was helping out at a Table Top Sale.
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Re: The funniest death on Knightmare?
Yesterday's Episode had Skarkill say that classic line:
"I'm going to put my irons on you"
Sorry if I didn't get the phrase right.
"I'm going to put my irons on you"
Sorry if I didn't get the phrase right.
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Re: The funniest death on Knightmare?
Let's hope they weren't plugged in at the time.
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Re: The funniest death on Knightmare?
I personally love Lord Fear booming out the darkness...
"hehe 2-nil I think... Nice one!"
Who needs SFX with that on the go?
"hehe 2-nil I think... Nice one!"
Who needs SFX with that on the go?
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
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Re: The funniest death on Knightmare?
That was my personal favorite death.
The funniest ever had to be, "Simon sidestep to you left"
You could see Pickle covering his face trying not to laugh.
The funniest ever had to be, "Simon sidestep to you left"
You could see Pickle covering his face trying not to laugh.
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