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Should we do a Q&A for strangers who visit the site. See what they know about Knightmare... We could do one for us lot too

Go up in grades etc.  ;D

Q1: Who was the Dungeon master in Knightmare?

A: Ooh, erm....that guy...er, you know, with the beard...and some kind of cape-thing...sat in a chair a lot...

This sort of information was probably the basis for that Knightmare article shown on another part of the forum...the Knightmare Knews bit, I think. Reproduced in full by our very own jester, Motley!

*Applause* (sorry, but it began to sound like a TV show )

Well it could have went something like this though:

Q1. Who was the Dungeon Master in Knightmare?

a. Lord Fear
b. Treguard
c. Majida
d. Lord Lucan

'hhmmm I think it might be a.' *hearing coughing in the background* 'Um actually I think it might be b' *hears a different kind of coughing* 'I'l go with b'

'are you sure? You don't want to change your mind do you'....and so on

I know! I know! *jumps up and down* its C!

Correct!..(Checks notes)...oh, hang on, acording to this its B. Sorry!

wrong answer - so Sidney Mayhem gets zapped

oooh nasty....  :-/

I know! I know! *jumps up and down* its C!

You must have got the wrong coughing message, so you leave with nothing. Anyway where's snowwie gone? What has happened to snowwie, what you do to/with Snowwie?

Sounds a bit like the program 100%  ;D

Majilda was the first assistant to Treguard is that TRUE or FALSE?

(THREE SECONDS ELAPSE)

The answer is false it was Pickle...  ;D

This sort of information was probably the basis for that Knightmare article shown on another part of the forum...the Knightmare Knews bit, I think. Reproduced in full by our very own jester, Motley!

Was it?  :)

Yes, I think so Motley.

And I like 100%. Once used the 'play along' feature and became totally exhausted at the end of it.

That would be good, though...a 100% Knightmare quiz. After 100 questions I'd probably explode.

I think I'd melt...  ;D

I recon I'd do a lot better on a Knightmare 100% then when I used to try and answer the questions when 100% was on Channel 5. I used to do extremely badly and it didn't help when my mum was trying to answer the questions, calling out what she thought the answers were before I got a chance to give an answer.

I used to cheat on the play along feature on Challenge for 100%...I'd wait for the contestants to give an answer then rapidly put in the most popular.

It ain't honest, but it guarantees a score of at least 60%... I play to win.

What if members of the forum was on 100% Knightmare Style and we all got 100% who'd get the one-hundred quid...  :)

There were quite a few one hundreds there *phew* err, hang on that makes it the fourth...  ;D

I'm glad you didn't use "a 100" which, grammatically, is wrong.

And I'd probably crack under pressure and say Pickle was on the Opposition's side with Lord Bear.

So how did they make  the hobgoblin on tv?