Parody of Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter
Posted: 01 Jan 2026, 19:00
Marking the 40th anniversary this year of the first Knightmare pilot. Based on Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter (2025). Official video
An idea was awoken
By the electronic
Could adventure gaming
On TV be iconic?
You found an illustrator
David Rowe got started
You cast a dungeon master
Treguard, that's what you'll call him
Blue screen
With grids in
So
Make players... sightless
And there's computer life force in, I know
Tim Child
What you made, it is so stunning to me
Luck was rife
With your filming at Anglia TV
Innovation and flair
You turned into Knightmare
Tim Child
What you made, it is so stunning
Elevating children's TV
From the Spaceward great things come
With traps and threats to overcome
And teatime scares at maximum
We knew it was the one
Tim Child
What you made, it is so stunning to me
Luck was rife
With your filming at Anglia TV
Innovation and flair
You turned into Knightmare
Tim Child
What you made, it is so stunning
Elevating children's TV
Oh you made a series we can't forget
Sixty-nine quests, it was magnificent
And your Broadsword was might-ier than your pen
Right there
Knightmare...
An idea was awoken
By the electronic
Could adventure gaming
On TV be iconic?
You found an illustrator
David Rowe got started
You cast a dungeon master
Treguard, that's what you'll call him
Blue screen
With grids in
So
Make players... sightless
And there's computer life force in, I know
Tim Child
What you made, it is so stunning to me
Luck was rife
With your filming at Anglia TV
Innovation and flair
You turned into Knightmare
Tim Child
What you made, it is so stunning
Elevating children's TV
From the Spaceward great things come
With traps and threats to overcome
And teatime scares at maximum
We knew it was the one
Tim Child
What you made, it is so stunning to me
Luck was rife
With your filming at Anglia TV
Innovation and flair
You turned into Knightmare
Tim Child
What you made, it is so stunning
Elevating children's TV
Oh you made a series we can't forget
Sixty-nine quests, it was magnificent
And your Broadsword was might-ier than your pen
Right there
Knightmare...