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Tom41 wrote: (Sorry if these have been done before, I didn't feel like reading 13 pages of replies!)

Okay
Right, you're back in the antechamber, we're right in front of you...

Or...
The dungeoneer walking into Lord Fears chamber either at Mount Fear or in the Tower of Goth.

Cedric glancing at Festus' rear end and exclaiming, 'Hello, dogsbottom!'


Lara Croft as the dungeoneer on KMVR!
'Where am I?'
'You're in a tomb...'

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A yellow brick road running through Dunkley Wood, with a dungeoneer walking down it, chanting, 'Goblins and ogres and elves, oh my!'

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The dungeoneer walking into the last room of Level 2 in Series 3, and finding John Travolta and a gang of mechanics at work.

Travolta: 'Well this mincart's automatic... systematic... hyyyyyydromatic...'

what about the goblins and skarkill skipping and singing
"were off to see the lord the wondefull lord fear"

I imagine it would be funy to see Pickle sending the Dungeoneers off on the quest with a hearty cry of "Follow the yellow block causeway!" Sadly, we'll never see that...

Hordriss talking cockney. e.g. Hordriss - "Allo me old china, 'ow's me old china plate (mate) doin'?"
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Lord Fear being nice.
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Sylvester hands getting his spelling tests correct.
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Olaf getting a diploma in Science.

Me!

Dungeoneer stepping on a gold hexagon on a causeway, bells chime, colour lights blink simontaneously (did I spelkl that right?) over the exit, and the blocks flash:

Treguard stands up holding a card...

Treguard: Right team, time for the one-million dollar question!



I can just imagine it!

An Advisor spellcasts, but before it is executed, Bully walks across the bottom of the screen with a dictionary in his hand!!!

A advisor spellcasts a spell wrong...when a 'UR-URR!' sound occurs, a large yellow cross appears on the screen, and Treguard says "No, so we lose a life"
Then he gets out a gun and shoots the advisor.

Dungeoneer on Red Dwarf

Motley singing for the King and Queen, in a coat he borrowed from James Dean.


The Cartoon Knight from the opening sequence galloping swiftly as usual, reaching the top of the mountain, and finding a note pinned to the portcullis: 'Deliveries only. Use other entrance.'

A dungeoneer entering the Corridor Of Blades, being told to do the Time Warp, and finding that it syncs up exactly with the movement of the blades, sparing the dungeoneer from harm.

Brother Mace chanting his Declensions in a Montypythonesc manner whilst hitting himself in the face with his Latin phrase book.

Sharon, Louis and Simon :o

The Brollachon applying to UCAS.

Lord Fear writes a best selling authobiography.