They would never say...

[Fidjit]

dungeoneer: Motley, Motley, Motley
Motley: F*** Off, I'm busy get someone else to push ur bloody mine cart

Why else would I be sitting in it myself...  ;D

[Lowebo]

Barry: (silence)

[Fidjit]

Lord Fear: "Stop it your hurting my feelings"

[Lowebo]

Treguard: Listen here you little piece of s**t, your going in that dungeon and bringing me back my flippin' sword! Hop it!

[Emii]

Sly Hands: Come 'ere while I puts me magic rope on yer...
Dungeoneer: F**k off.

:o

[Fidjit]

Can people hold their language I can'ts stands it...  >:(

[JamesA]

Goblins: "Thanks for the lovely present Julie"

[Lord_Bob]

Treguard: Do you want to turn back?
Dungeoneer: Well now you mention it I am missing some school and its Geography today, I'm off
Treguard: Bugger, thats the 6th team this season

[Lord_Bob]

Dungeoneer Dies
Treguard: hmmm pleasant

Skarkill: Why thank you for finding my Goblin horn, now you can carry on with your quest without further interference from me!

[MoanaLiza]

Spoiler alert!

[Malefact]

Well, it could have been a lot worse.

[Lord_Bob]

not really that much of a spoiler, Skarkill could have been involved with any team with a horn  ::)

[Moocowthingy]

Advisor to dungeoneer in the COB

Ok when I say now I want you to jump REALY high.

The Boatman: Hi there, get in its free Im a decendant of St Christopher you know.  Its shallow and you could walk across but its full of pee, syringes and used condoms.

[Drassil]

As Theseus said to Ariadne, this has turned out to be a fantastic thread!  ;) Here goes:

Oracle: 'Near a tree by a river, there's a hole in the ground, where an old man of Aran goes around and around... The third step is the-'

Dungeoneer [replacing helmet and muting the Oracle]: 'Ah, crystal clear! We can work with that info. Let's make a move, guys.'

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Pickle [bringing Treguard a cuppa and a Custard Cream during a quest]: 'A new blend of tea for you, Master: PG Tips.'

Treguard: 'Hmm, it's advertised by chimpanzees; I wonder if that's a reflection on the taste? Let's see if it's the 'cuppa that heals', 'ey, Pickle?
[Sips the tea at the same moment as the Dungeoneer falls to his doom.] Oooooh, nice tea!'

[MoanaLiza]

Pickle [bringing Treguard a cuppa and a Custard Cream during a quest]: 'A new blend of tea for you, Master: PG Tips.'

Treguard: 'Hmm, it's advertised by chimpanzees; I wonder if that's a reflection on the taste? Let's see if it's the 'cuppa that heals', 'ey, Pickle?
[Sips the tea at the same moment as the Dungeoneer falls to his doom.] Oooooh, nice tea!'

That's much better than what I would come up with any day!