Knightmare meets Captain Planet
Posted: 15 Dec 2003, 21:59
[A Dungeoneer is struggling in the Corridor Of Blades.]
Pickle: 'He needs help, Master! Help from... you know who.'
Treguard: 'Oh, very well, Pickle. The rings, Team.'
[One by one, each person in the room sticks out a hand, with a glowing ring on one finger.]
Advisor #3: 'Earth!'
Advisor #2: 'Fire!'
Advisor #1: 'Wind!'
Pickle: 'Water!'
Treguard: [Hesitates and huffs] 'Heart.'
A voice: 'By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!'
[Captain Planet appears in the Antechamber, sees the Dungeoneer in the magic mirror, then flies to his aid.]
Captain Planet: 'You might wanna breeze on outta here, little fella!' [He conjures up a gust of wind to blow the Dungeoneer back along the corridor to safety.] 'They say that every clod hits a silver lining!' [He shoots clods of earth at the passing blades, causing them to seize up.] 'And now, to smelt your hearts!' [He superheats the blades, causing them to melt away.]
Advisors: 'Go, Planet!'
Captain Planet [turning to the camera]: 'The power is yours!'
Pickle: 'He needs help, Master! Help from... you know who.'
Treguard: 'Oh, very well, Pickle. The rings, Team.'
[One by one, each person in the room sticks out a hand, with a glowing ring on one finger.]
Advisor #3: 'Earth!'
Advisor #2: 'Fire!'
Advisor #1: 'Wind!'
Pickle: 'Water!'
Treguard: [Hesitates and huffs] 'Heart.'
A voice: 'By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!'
[Captain Planet appears in the Antechamber, sees the Dungeoneer in the magic mirror, then flies to his aid.]
Captain Planet: 'You might wanna breeze on outta here, little fella!' [He conjures up a gust of wind to blow the Dungeoneer back along the corridor to safety.] 'They say that every clod hits a silver lining!' [He shoots clods of earth at the passing blades, causing them to seize up.] 'And now, to smelt your hearts!' [He superheats the blades, causing them to melt away.]
Advisors: 'Go, Planet!'
Captain Planet [turning to the camera]: 'The power is yours!'