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Being utterly bored I put the word Festus into Google.  Amusingly there is a town in Missouri called Festus

http://www.cityoffestus.org/

I wonder if the inhabititants have fake noses and call each other dearie all day.

Well done. Best bit of work yet.

It works pretty well on Googlism as well...

festus is just waiting to catch you
festus is deeply involved in church and community charities <¦-O

I just looked and found some dog kennels in Festus, MO. So if we ever do visit, dearies, I'll know where to take 'im.

I also found this. If it's really him, he's not as frightening as perhaps we thought:

http://www.artduggan.com/festus.htm