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Lol, i wonder if the person said:

"I can stand on one foot for longer than you"

He says:
" Goodness me mr. fear, sir. They didnt make that hat very well!"

" Remind me Pickle, never to go drinking more than 3 shandies again..."

" Eef i win zees arm wrestle tregaurd, then the dungeoneer gets a spell!"

Last one would be "ees too dark where are you Treguard".

ObMrsG

I've posted about the city in America called Festus before.  Well the President of Botswana is called Festus Mogae!  Wonder if the politicians there tell him "shut up Festus"?

And heres your YES YOUR chance to win a free spot for you and 3  friends to take part in the next season of KM all you gotta do is look at this picture and tell us... Is treguard heartbroken or  has he smoked to much and got high yo? ...Answers on a postcard please..  

Ew. that 'answers on a postcard please' gives off that craig charlesesque vibe!

It only took Lissard a few hours to find out what had happened to his extensive baked bean collection which had suddenly disappeared earlier that morning.

Barry had desperately tried to convince his advisors that spellcasting M.I.C.H.A.E.L.F.L.A.T.L.E.Y would not help them open the door, but he was too late.

Ermm.. just shift to your left a bit luv - coz I'm gonna plant me foot down and spit through the keyhole.

~Divven't get showered, I'm Lissard's descendant.

the knight was about to attack but did not know that the helmet was attracting his foot by the light