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With humble compliments,

I am Eli and I am new (or knew) to this realm. Hello! <(Big cheeky grin). Actually my name is Lee, but Eli's my alter-ego. You wouldn't want to meet Lee- nasty bloke, I can tell you.

Anyhow, I started watching Knightmare last June, so I'm quite new (or knew) to it all. Have watched every episode since then not daring to miss any, apart from one when I was out and the VCR disobeyed my command. Woe. WOE!

Ahem, anyway, just thought I'd say hello.

Eli wrote:You wouldn't want to meet Lee- nasty bloke, I can tell you.

What the Lord Fear type, Mogdred type or the Simon Cowell type? If Lee's the Simon Cowell type that Lee definately is an 'Ooooh Nasty' type of guy oh unless he is more like Gordon Ramsey though :o :o . Anyway you're welcome to this place Eli anyday, but Lee is not welcome (only joking).

Hmmm just a thought I think that we've scared Skarkill off once and for all as he doesn't seem to be terrorising knewbies anymore.

* Gong sounds, bricks move, and I appear *

Greetings Eli, welcome to the looney bin forum. As the forums Brollachan hopefully you will provide more knowledge to this board. Anyway play a while, play forever.


* Disappears into wall *

NB: I've been informed that Skarkill will return this Friday - sorry I mean Frightday for some more terrorising.

Just when I thought it was quiet and peaceful and that I can retire my honey pot . *counts the days* thats one, Thursday and Friday is just a bit. AAaaaaaaaarrrrghhh *goes and looks for a hive*here bees bees bees, come and get your honey!

What the Lord Fear type, Mogdred type or the Simon Cowell type?

Lee is all three, mixed together, after being slapped over the face with a wet kipper. As for Gordon Ramsey...pah! He eats Gordon Ramseys for breakfast.

welcome to the looney bin forum

Looney bin, eh? Sounds like just the place for me . As for Starkill- pah! Lee eats Starkills for lunch, with a piece of jam toast, and a cup of bovril.

Welcome to the zone!

Thanks

BTW, this is an odd question but how do people pronounce 'Eli'? I've always pronounced it "EEE-lie" but some people seem to pronounce it "EL-eee" as in Ellie. I just wanted to know so that I know how people read my name.

Welcome, watcher of illusion, to the forum of confusion!
(And I thought it was pronounced "EL-eee" meself)

E (as in the capital letter) and Lie (as in to be untruthful)

Don't you watch "Last of the Summer Wine"?

Hello to you! Please stay as long as you like and write lots.

Hi! Hope you have a good time on the forum. As away any q's you have.

Hiya there Eli

Welcome to the forum. I hope you enjoy your stay here.

We're all a pretty friendly bunch here.

Yes sorry to say Moana Liza it's true.....Skarkill will be returning very soon.

(We missed you really Skarkill)

Guess it'll be time for me to hide his irons again...if I can get them again.

As for Starkill- pah! Lee eats Starkills for lunch, with a piece of jam toast, and a cup of bovril.

"Do you indeed?"

*The Goblin Master appers beind Eli.*

"Well, Well I'll have to be carefull round you. *Sarky tone*

"As you've no dought guessed I'm the forums resident Goblin Master, Terror, Nere Do well and all round Bad Guy."

"So unless you has something I might be intrested in say some Gold."

"ITS THE IRONS FOR YER."


"HEHEHEHEHEHE......LOVELY."

Ah yes, the Goblin Master. So tell me, if I refuse to pay gold will you set you army of vacuum cleaners on me?

*licks finger, touches self" tssssssssssssss

*Moana puts puts finger on monitor, whilst toaching Eli at the same time with the other hand, which then results in him being left with a very conhvincing Don King hairstlye as well as a funny electrical sound* zzzzzzzzzzzzzapppp