Knightmare.com

Greetings!

As a child of the 80s I used to watch and enjoy "Knightmare" religiously but I had kind of forgotten about it until recently when somebody mentioned it so I decided to Google for it and found this excellent site! I have read through every single page on each of the series and it brings back a lot of pleasant memories! Oh the nostalgia!

Gaz

*Gong sounds, bricks move, I appear *

Greetings Gaz and welcome to the looney bin forum. Enjoy your stay, most of us are harmless. I am the forum's resident Brollachan.

Time for me to sound the knewbie alarm.
*Blows goblin horn*
Expect some more visitors soon

*Disappears into wall*

*The Goblin Horn Sounds and Grippa & Rhark scutal in and crical the Knewbie. Then with a Bloodthrist Laugh the Dreaded Goblin Master Strides in.*

"Grippa, Rhark. Leave Em. DO AS I SAY!!!. Or I'll Clobber yer."

*Turns to the knewbie.*

"Right gotcher. The Goblin Masters caught yer hasn't he?"


"Skarkill's the name."

"I'm The Forums Resident Goblin Master, Terror, Nere-Do Well, Meanie & all round Bad-Guy."

"So Unless you has some Gold. I'd start begging for Mercy, cause your Just GOBLIN FODDER now."


"IT'S THE IRONS FOR YOU."


"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...........LOVELY."

*Magic Miranda walks into the room minutes after Skarkill's appearance.*

You terrorizing Knewbie's again Skarkill?

*Pushes Skarkill away from Gaz.*

Don't listen to him. He's harmless and a overall nice guy really. If he does give you any hassle though just call for Moana Liza she'll help you out.

Anyway I'm Miranda welcome to the forum, we're a friendly bunch really bit nutty but friendly.

Hi there sir. Hope you enjoy your stay on these here forums, plenty to do

Hi all, thanks for your replies! I am going to have a good read through these forums to familiarise myself!

Welcome to the zone!

Gaz wrote: Greetings!

As a child of the 80s I used to watch and enjoy "Knightmare" religiously but I had kind of forgotten about it until recently when somebody mentioned it

Greetings to you. I hope you are refreshing your memory by watching series 3 at 7.30 on Challenge if you are able to as of course most of us who can are doing at the moment. I can't believe that certain things such as the goblins, floating sculls, original lifeforce etc. are still just as scary even now. And Mrs Grimwold remember her and how she used to shout shutup at festus in the level 1 welway room or kitchen.

Yeah: Geeetoutofiiiit Festus! Good Boys!

Welcome Gaz! If you can, try and catch series 3. It's a real nostalgia fest. And a fine example of perfect television. Hope you enjoy your time here.

Wills Of Doom wrote: Yeah: Geeetoutofiiiit Festus! Good Boys!

Ah, I thinks you mean, "Quiet Festus, good boys!"

G'day mate, Fidjit is yer lucal thief extroadinairre and locks master...

Unfortunately I don't have Sky otherwise I definitely would be watching Series 3. 'Tis a shame Mind you my dad has Sky so I will try and persuade him to tape at least one episode for me so I can revel in the nostalgic glory. It's a real shame there are no plans to bring it out on DVD, judging by the number of people using this website there would be definitely be a good audience for it!

Yo and welcome!

Yes, sadly there is no DVD available, despite a lot of campaigning in the past.