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Kupo? Oh my! where am i? I was looking for Kupo nuts in the forest on Mount Mog, when i saw this big black rectangle. As the saying goes, curiosity killed the mog, so i ventured in.

The next thing i saw was this big hazy outline with big green eyes, that i swore that could have been an invisible cat.

I got scared and ran down this long white bricked corridor where i could hear this strange horn sound. I looked to the ground and there was a loaf of bread, within a few feet of it was a skeleton wearing a strange horned helmet and a funny shield thing with a big scary eye.....

iv'e never seen anything like this on Mount Mog before...


can anyone help me? im lost and scared! sniff...

Welcome Sue. You have foound your way into the Dungeon.

Please, step this way, Just down these steps. Nibbler has never tried toasted Moogle before.

Nibbler? is he friendly? what is he? is he a mouse? ive got a friend that's a mouse....

"Lost yer way has yer."

"Well don't you worry, Good Ol Skarkill The Forums Resident Goblin will helps yer."

"I'll tell yer what I'll dose for yer. I'll take yer to Castle Antrax to meet Lord Semtex Jack."

"He's a real nice man."

"I just need to clamp these here Irons on yer so as to make sure you stays safe on the journey."


"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...........LOVELY."

irons? ooooh! my wings are a little creased... can i have a shot??? semtex jack? is he nice? can we have tea and cake? i brought some kupo nuts? would you like one???

*Just as Skarkilll is putting the irons on the little creature the faint outline of a large animal betweens them sending Skarkill flying.*

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YOU TWO!

This one is MY prey...

*The green glints flash angrily at the fallen Goblin Master*

[@ MMS] Come'ere ye wee runt of a thing!

*squeels!*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S THE INVISIBLE CAT!!!!!

*Kupopopopopopopopopopopopopopopo flying round the clearing at high speed*

Silence all of you. Semtex Jack saw her first. Skarkill, the irons, you know what to do.

Snowcat. Leave her be if you know what is good for you! I have a very powerful spell that will take care of you, if you force me to use it!

a spell? is it a nice spell? will it make lots of nice fluffy bunnies? i hear there is a nice white rabbit at anthrax castle!!!

Oh yes. Nibbler is a nice black dra.....errr....white rabbit. You'll be very happy there.

Now to take care of The Cat.....Spellcasting Y-A-R-N-B-A-L-L

*A large ball of wool falls from the sky. Snowcat, unable to resist the natural urges, begins to paw it and throw it into the air, over and over again*

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE."


"Now hold still while I claps the Irons on yer."



"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.............LOVELY."

*The yarnball bounces high in the air twice and lands near to the little Moogle. The tiger, still faded, takes a swipe at the Moogles red pom-pom, mistaking it for the ball of wool, sending the mewling little creature flying into the trees with a loud crash*

It's MY prey! Take your best shot SJ, you can't hit what you can't see!

*Bounds off into the trees in pursuit of the creature....... and also the irresistable red yarnball *

wwwhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

*hits a large tree scattering the birds in its branches*

Ku......poooooooooooooooo.....

was that a chocobo???

*see's little birdies and promptly hits the deck.*

Eep! Erm...welcome to the forum, MMSue! Hope you have a nice...oh. She's gone.

...I'll catch a her another time...

*Wanders back into the clearing. A small, white object held firmly but carefully in his jaws. He puts the creature down softly at Emiis feet looking proud of himself*

Look what I found!

Right! Now to find that dratted Goblin Master for interfereing with MY hunt...

*Spellcasting F_A_D_E: The outline disappears back into the undergrowth...*