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Yeah, knews of Knightmare has spread to some reaches across the pond in America... even all the way to me. I've seen a few clips... As Skarkill's expression goes, they're quite "LOVELY". ...however, I have yet to watch any deaths from the first five seasons, or the Season 6 Dungeoneernapping by Sly Hands... mainly because the life force skull creeps me out beyond the point of me being able to stand seeing it I swear, even still images of it give me the shakes... and unlike the life force skull, I can't just grin and bear it, much less fall apart like it does. The images of the skull haunt my sleep, and give me knightmares of the BAD kind. I don't get to see any dungeon romps, just that damned skull and the last piece flying at me! God, I'm going to have to see a shrink or something about this...

The walking skeleton lifeforce animation, on the other hand, is perfectly all right... I wasn't really frightened at all by in the clips I watched... As for the pie? That is just a joke. Period.

Well, there's my introduction and opinions on the lifeforce, all in one. Shame that Knightmare hasn't been able to be really shown over here.

*Points* Foreign person!!!

Welcome to the dark world of Knightmare fandom, zzt. You're not the first non-Brit on the forum in fact... Snowwiewolf is from Finland, and TheDeanIsLost also implied on his intro that he may be from abroad as well.

"Do You Mind."

"Thats my prase and I'll thank you not to nick it."

"Skarkill's my name"

"An The Froum's Resident Goblin Master is my profesion."

"So If I catches Yer."


"IT'S THE IRONS FOR YER."

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.............LOVELY."

Yaaiigh! *cowers into the fetal position*
I'm-sorry-Skarkill-I-won't-use-your-phrase-or-seek-any-quest-objects-just-please-not-the-irons!

*looks up* ...unlike most people I know, I'm a coward and will do anything to save my own hide...

...uhm...*points* LOOK, A DISTRACTION! *dashes around Skarkill at about 20 miles per hour (32km/h for you folks) and runs off*

"Were I don't see any Distraction."

"Your seeing thing................HEY."

"RIGHT YOU I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. AN I KNOW WERE YOUR GOING AN I'M GONER BE WAITING."

zzt wrote:...uhm...*points* LOOK, A DISTRACTION!

HEY! YOU! That's my ploy! LOL! How you doin, zzt? Hope you have fun here!

Hallo fellow,

I am Lord Nagash Fear, formelly know as Lord Fear, why? because theres another LF here.

I'm the forums Opposition Leader... I think.

I hope you have a good time here.

Hello! I feel daft saying welcome cause as you can see I'm a knewbie too... Looks good round here though!!

Good call on the pie

Nuh uh, Moonlight - you're here so you've got every right to welcome other people.

Emii wrote: Nuh uh, Moonlight - you're here so you've got every right to welcome other people.

Aw, ta!

Yay! More foreign people! Hiya! I'm Snowwie the elven wolf of Finland *hugs*

Hi and welcome here. I'd like to see how Skarkill is going to "Puts the Irons on Yer" when you're on the other side of the Atlantic, well unless or course he gets a lift on Bhal-Shebah which somehow I doubt! I think that it might be a good idea for Skarkill to steer clear of dragons especially red ones. Anyway if Skarkill is bothering you just summon Snowwie or Elita and if that fails you could always have a jar of honey at the ready, 'buuUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'!

Sigh that reminded me, I've got a new bodyguard (Timonthy was going insane trying to "protect me") and I could tell you her calling name so you could call her, but you have to have somehting to pay her. Otherwise she'll turn you in to a frog

*walks back in with a jar of honey at the ready* Hmm... I suppose that would be nice. I'd just have to have some coins or gold handy, wouldn't I? All right, just gimme the name.

Yo and welcome!