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A dungeoneer hangliding over the causeway to get past it.

Elita's mouth being sewn up

ITV offering to bring back Knightmare in a less than conventional way.
                  "AT HOME WITH THE GRIMWOLDS"
Episode 1:
*Voiceover: The Grimwolds are having trouble as Mrs G attempts to get Mellisandra the maid to actually do work rather than help dungeoneers then Festus has eaten some rotten bugbear and has stomach problem*

Mrs G: Oh dearie! Look what the quasi-canine's done, all over the floor. Now that's awful, Smellysandra get the shovel and clean that up. That's your ooh nasty dearie.

*Meanwhile, Grimwold is in trouble at work again. It appears he's got lost in the dwarf tunnels and ended up late*

Mogdred: Well then Grimwold, this is the fourth time this week, I suggest you look upon your assessment and quail!

Grimwold: *Sobs*

A ski lift in Winteria.

Golgarach being wallpapered.

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Jack Nicholson hacking his way through Dooris, poking his head through, and yelling, 'Heeere's Johnny!!!' a la The Shining.

The Dunswater Boatman trading in all the gold and silver he's acquired, and upgrading to a speedboat.

Merlin with Hordrissesque red streaks in his hair.

A scene at the end of Series 8 where Treguard comes out of a shower, and it turns out that the last 8 years have all been a dream...

Ridolfo 'loses his lute' to become a rock star

A decender going up...  ;D

A dungeoneer gaeeting 'stoned' having smoked some weed before encountering the Medusa

Dungeoneers falling off high structures in an Eye-Shield Footage

The Eye-Shield being unable to see having been sprayed with CS Gas

...or a flashbang grenade  ;D

The Helmet of Justice disintigrating!

The Reach wand exploding in the dungeoneer's hand!

Lord Fear upgrading fireballs to laser beams and zapping a dungeoneer.
Treguard reading Playboy and Loaded :o
Sly selling the Big Issue.

Gundrada reading My Little Pony comics.

Cedric writing the sequel to How To Win Friends And Influence People.

The Restoration team arriving to restore Knightmare Castle;
"This is a lovely old castle, maybe with the odd goblin or two and some deadly traps but nothing a renovation couldn't fix"

A meeting with Hordriss' wife/Sidriss' mother