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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 17 Mar 2005, 21:23
by dontyoulikemypie
But I'm willing to bet
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 17 Mar 2005, 21:33
by Snowcat
you'll never get near the little runts!
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 17 Mar 2005, 22:36
by Snowcat
OK..... Try this one:-
One day, in the Corridor of Blades...
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 18 Mar 2005, 01:24
by Thanatos
Someone holding a seven of spades
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 18 Mar 2005, 02:36
by Drassil
Was told, "cut the pack"
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 18 Mar 2005, 09:18
by Billy
Suddenly changed tack
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 18 Mar 2005, 13:15
by dontyoulikemypie
One day, in the Corridor of Blades...
Someone holding a seven of spades
Was told, "cut the pack"
Suddenly changed tack...
And his innards were duly displayed
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 18 Mar 2005, 14:17
by Thanatos
Brother Mace, though he can't pronounce "iocus"
(N.B. rhymes with "stock us".)
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 18 Mar 2005, 18:15
by dontyoulikemypie
Brother Mace, though he can't pronounce "iocus"
Had a bit of a row with some Blockers
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 19 Mar 2005, 00:17
by Drassil
They jeered at his paunch
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 20 Mar 2005, 22:24
by dontyoulikemypie
Which caused him to launch...
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 21 Mar 2005, 13:23
by darkDescender
a full set of solid brass knockers (the door variety)
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 21 Mar 2005, 14:08
by dontyoulikemypie
Some goblins were hunting poor Julie
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 21 Mar 2005, 14:33
by Malefact
Each with a club and a dooley
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 21 Mar 2005, 15:24
by Mashibinbin
They trapped her very quick,