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Q. What do you call a short, hungry goblin?
A. A pain in the arse!

Q. How do you turn a jester into a flea?
A. Get Ridolfo.

Geddit? Get Ridolfo - Get rid of 'o'? Folly minus the 'o' is Flly - flea? Right?

Forget it. I don't understand it either.

I kind of liked it - it did seem to work somehow  ;D

Q. What do you get if you cross a woman who owns a formerly three-headed dog with a bald wizard in green robes?
A. Someone who posts on a Knightmare forum.

Quality  ;D

So I asked Ridolfo "Do you have any chocolates?"
He said "Yes, I do have some minstrels"  ;D

So I asked Ridolfo "Do you have any chocolates?"
He said "Yes, I do have some minstrels"  ;D

I really shouldn't be laughing, but for some reason I am.

What do you call a crack addict who's just looked into the eyes of the Medusa?

Stoned!

Q. Where did Lord Fear keep his armies?
A. Up his sleevies!

That was terrible *snerk*

Q. Where did Lord Fear keep his armies?
A. Up his sleevies!

That was terrible *snerk*

I rather liked it, actually, but it's one that does the rounds in various guises.

And if you have any more Elita jokes, Emii, I'd be so grateful.

The Shellphone went when Sylvester Hands was doing the ironing.
He was taken to hospital with a burnt ear soon afterwards.

Q. What do you get if you cross a woman who owns a formerly three-headed dog with a bald wizard in green robes?
A. Someone who posts on a Knightmare forum.

I don't think that's funny at all, dearie. Since the "accident" our lives have been just terrible. All the attempts to separate us have been complete failures. What we really need is a blindfolded 13 year old who'd probably conveniently have exactly the magic we need to divide again. It's played havoc with Grimmy's nerves: he keeps waving 'is club around and shouting, so he does, dearie. Well, I know that might not be that unusual, but I don't know how much more of it I can stand. And Festus just won't shurrup, and the Brollachan keeps going on and on about going 'ome to Cornwall. Well, dearie, I can't leave Mr. G, what with the state he's in. So we're all stuck together, until Treguard sends some little ones to help us out.

Still, we're not as badly off as some. A couple of others upset Lord Fear, too, so watch out if you see Majida Mogdred wandering around. A sorry sight, it is, dearie. Keeps shouting things like, "Quail intruder, look upon Majida Mogdred and quail. But ee's too deefeecult to quail. Dungeoneeeer cannot eeeven seeee who eee ees quaileeng before."

Anyway, bye for now, dearies. If any of you are ever around the Level 1 wellway, feel free to drop in and say hello.

PS. If anyone 'as any bones for Festus, we'd be much obliged.  

Q. What goes stiff after one stroke?
A. The Dungeoneer during phase shift.

Q. What would happen if Smirky didn't get his dragon mints off Nicola (team 2 series 7)?
A. Elita

Geddit? He'll eat her!

Q. What would happen if Smirky didn't get his dragon mints off Nicola (team 2 series 7)?
A. Elita

That is actually very, very good. Now, if only it insulted Elita like your other jokes, it'd be just perfect.

I think I've run out! D'oh! I may have some next year

I think I've run out! D'oh! I may have some next year

Me too. I was trying to think of more Sidriss jokes, but nothing so far.

Q. Where did Lord Fear keep his armies?
A. Up his sleevies!

That was terrible *snerk*

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