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gasping these words

in blank verse:

Ooh nasty team!

There! My new...

house is now

just a dream

[The story so far...]

One day Treguard thought to himself: I think I'll go out today while it's dry and possibly pick a card, any card, or possibly a fresh flower that blooms in the Dunkley Wood where the hideous thing they call Ariadne, lies sleeping in a pit.
So Treguard prepared himself for the journey out of his dingy castle. He summoned Folly with a yell and the jester appeared in a trice with his makeup freshly applied but his hair rather strangely unkempt and a strange expression which said more than words.
Treguard simply smiled as he saw the jester's enthusiasm as he tripped over Lord Fear who was hiding in a playpen which also contained Mogdred's pet quail.
Treguard drew his pension, and broadsword from Wolfenden Postoffice forgetting everything previous until Folly reappeared gasping these words in blank verse:
Ooh nasty team!
There!
My new house is now just a dream.

[Carrying on...]

Folly wept, then

looked up solemnly.

and saw that

Treguard was pondering

the best course

of action. Then

Folly suggested they

get the Opposition

to own up