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This all reminds me of a truly excellent Knightmare joke.

Q: What did Mogdred say to the first dungeoneer from Series 4 after he'd fixed her faulty TV aerial?
A: "There will be no interference, Helen."

What did Mogdred say to a caller when he was helping out on the phones on Children In Need?

"Do you so pledge?"

What did the waiter say to Lillith, Hordriss, Maldame, Pixel and Aesandre after he served them their meals?

"Is ANYTHING to your satisfaction?"

Hopefully the caller gave a different answer than Helen and Giles!

Here are a couple more classics that were made up in my childhood home...

Q: What does Treguard say when he shows someone the garage where he keeps his clapped-out old Skoda?
A: "This is the lair of the dreaded car."

Gwendoline: The first password you'll need is Saracen. That'll get you past the first blocker.
Advisor: Ask how you spell it.
Kathryn: How do you spell it?
Gwendoline: I-T, duh!