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And the scraping of the decender being forced down!

at least its not jammed now

Clunk!!!

"If your going to use that methord to move the blasted machien just make sure there proper Trolls an not Mire-Trogs."

"Me an Lissard once got stuck in the blessed Desen, Decse, Des,Dec. Well the Blessed Watcher me call it that gose between the levels. With the BOLRARCAN. God FOUR HOURS of."

"I Hunger For Knowing Things, Feed My Hunger Or I Feed on you."

"VERY UN-LOVELY."

"Any ways we got his Fearship errr Lordship to send a couple of Trolls to un stuck it. BUT a pair of Mire-Trogs, turns up instead and starts bouncing up and down on the things roof."

"Well as You all is aware one of the major differences between a Troll & a Mire-Trog is that a Mire-Trog is Squishey and Bouncey, So Instead of moveing the lift they just kept bouncing off and hitting The towers roof."

"I Finaly Got Tiny to come and Wack The Thing down With his Club."

Most enlightening Skarkill, least now we know how to get out of a stuck Descender.

Imagine two people stuck in a lift for three hours. What would they talk about? These two people could be two Km characters or one Km character and yourself.

Elita and Cedric

Lissard and Sylvester Hands - who smells worse?

Lord Fear and Mogred

Mr Blobby is stuck in the lift with Treguard.

Oh what fun :o

Hmm Hordriss and Grimaldine or Hordriss and Sidriss (don't ask). Also I don't think that these two (Sidriss and Sly) would actually be stuck in a lift, but they probably wouldn't know how to get out of a lift.

Myself and Stiletta

(well, someone was going to say it...)

Me and Lord Fear.

We can have lots on interesting conpheresations.

Me, Gretel and several blunt instruments of torture. I don't think I have to explain this one.

Myself and Ridolfo

(Because anything is better than elevator music.)

Aesandre and Lord Fear. Aesandre will constatly complain about how warm it keeps getting and threatening to freeze the atmosphere. Lord Fear will take the micky, tell her to stop moaning and also tell her that if she does do anything to leave his part of the lift out of her plans, as they will both be on opposite corners of the lift. Lord Fear will also have an invisable boundry saying that they have set halves and she's not to go past the line into his half.

Lord Fear and Maldame, that could be quite funny. I could see him really insulting her and calling her names.

Pickle and Majida, just imagine. I think she'd really irretate him to death that although he wouldn't normally do anything to hurt anything or anyone, I think that she'd push him to do something to her.

More funnily interesting ones could be Mildread and Mrs. G (naw that would be quite funny), Julius S and Ah Wok, Julius and Honesty Bartram, or Skarkill and Snapper Jack or Raptor.

I WOULDN'T like to be stuck with Julius/Ah Wok...


I'd have spent every penny I had by the time the lift opened