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Posted: **22 Dec 2002, 00:51**

I'll be happy to extend that to thirty mate ;)

Posted: **22 Dec 2002, 01:43**

Q. What do you get if you cross Pickle with Majida?
A. A rude pointy-eared loudmouth with no dress sense.

...wait. That's Elita!

Posted: **22 Dec 2002, 01:52**

Q. What do you get if you cross the Red Dragon with Festus?
A. A giant dog that scares the sh!t out of you and then disappears

Posted: **22 Dec 2002, 01:57**

Q. What's the difference between Ah Wok and Motley?
A. One's a humble servant, the other's a crumbly pervert...

*groan* I'll stop the bad jokes now.

Posted: **22 Dec 2002, 02:13**

All good jokes but Thanatos' BBC Choice one is by far the best. ;D

Posted: **22 Dec 2002, 02:15**

Ok...*sniffle*...I'll never try and joke again...

Posted: **22 Dec 2002, 02:37**

Q. What do you get if you cross Pickle with Majida?
A. A rude pointy-eared loudmouth with no dress sense.

...wait. That's Elita!

This one is fabulous, though!

Posted: **22 Dec 2002, 09:57**

Ok...*sniffle*...I'll never try and joke again...

Don't cry.... keep 'em coming! ;D

It's what this post is here for isn't it? ;)

Posted: **22 Dec 2002, 09:59**

I know of this jester who was in a rock band, yes, he was in MOTLEY CRUE!!!!

Ho! Ho! ;D

Posted: **22 Dec 2002, 19:01**

LOL! ::)

Posted: **23 Dec 2002, 00:12**

They get better:

I know of this cat who's an evil sorcerer, his name is
MOG-DRED!!!! ;D

Posted: **23 Dec 2002, 00:27**

Thanatos' BBC Choice one is by far the best.

I am concerned for your sense of humour.

Posted: **23 Dec 2002, 00:34**

Nothing wrong with that ;D

Posted: **23 Dec 2002, 02:28**

Nothing wrong with that ;D

I liked the BBC Choice joke too. Even though it went on a bit.

Posted: **23 Dec 2002, 02:29**

They get better:

I know of this cat who's an evil sorcerer, his name is
MOG-DRED!!!! ;D

... um, no comment.

A great Knightmare joke...