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Can someone tell me what this is all about because I'm totally confused.

i thought 150 was genius as thats what you need to get into mensa?...or has it been lowered recenty?

i thought 150 was genius as thats what you need to get into mensa?...or has it been lowered recenty?

lol, yeah, they lowered it for me! hehe

My IQ seems to change with every test I take hehe

I think it depends on my nood and how many Jaffa cakes I've eaten, It's all relative...

Gundrada gets fed up with here sword and becomes a hippie.

Mellisandre pastes an army of goblins with her bare fists.

Motley forgets to take his 'happy pills'.

Tregaurd says 'Roll VT' or 'play the stock footage' by mistake, instead of 'hold up the eye shield!'

Motley forgets to take his 'happy pills'.

Motley can't find them because Mogdred nicked 'em

How can anyone get sad with you guys around  ;D

The Goblins accept Julie's present of the gemstone, and touched by her kindness and generosity, decide to show her the way to level 3!

Simon accedentally sidestepped to the right, but before he could correct his mistake the advisors stop him and carefully negotiate him around the chamber. They set Simon up for the doorway when, just as he was about to go through, he is hit by one of the blocks!

We then see Simon knocked down to the floor in super-slow-motion, 'a la Rocky II-esque!

simon sidesteps to the left but due to lazy cromakey guys we just see him levitate for a while, turn around and walk off...dead

lol @ "roll stock footage"

ahhhh team this is the eye shield, powerfully cheesy, and like all cheese can be fast, although the problem is IT STINKS

Wolf from Gladiators becomes Lord Fears new second in command!

Now I would love to see that!

Imagine him v's Festus. He'd probably scare him!

I don't think these could really go it the 'Things you never see...' thread, so I'd thought they'd go better here

Sly and Lissard become part of the Anglia catering team.

Bro Mace hosts defects to the BBC and hosts a knew version of Food and Drink.

Sly Hands cleans himself up, has a shave, dons a tux and goes to ask out Mellisandra, who accepts saying one thing;

"Why didnt you say this sooner, Motley?"

Hands leaves, depressed, smelling of Brut.

Emii wrote:
> Lord Fear gets rid of the pool and starts paging/faxing/texting his minions

Sounds like something you'd see on the Orange phone ads at the cinema- know what i mean??

LF texting instead of looking in the pool!!

Lord Fear on a BT advert LOL...

"It's good to talk..."

In addition shows the Corridor of Blades gruesome scene from S8, then Fear says:

".....and kill! Bwaha ha aha ha aha ha aha !"