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Thanks For The Tip Mate.  ;)

My Pleasure Skarkill!  ;)

Elita - "You'll have to pass Aesandre, old Icy Knickers."
Dungeoneer - "How do you know she's wearing any?"
             (Cheeky, ain't I?)  
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Treguard - "Your quest is for the bucket, please retrieve it. We have a leak in the roof."

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Treguard(In series - "Take your time team, your life force never fades. It's only a piece of cake that turns into a full cake when you find food."

Dungeoneer to Golgarach after getting all three questions right:
'I command you... to smile! Come on, turn that frown upside down! Can't you feel the love in this somewhat stale air? Oh - I see a smile comiiing... No? Just a little smile? No-No, don't fade away, don't... Oh FINE! I command you to FIND A HEART!! [Pause] OK, guys: table, clues, choices, now. Ooh, I'm not a happy bunny anymore!'

CAPSLOCKSCOTT in the dungeons:

"WHERE AM I?"

"The corridor of blades."

"OH."

*swish...chop*

...pity, really.

I wouldn't pity him...

I wouldn't pity him...

I didn't say I'd pity him! The title of the thread is "They would NEVER say..." I meant it's a pity it would never happen!

Lord Fear: Keep on looking through the spyglass for as long as you like! I don't mind you hearing all my secrets...

Treguard: Life force increasing team, stay a while.

Ooh, Nasty! Spellcasting, B-O-G-O-F-F...

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Enter, Stranger... Who challenges the dungeon?
(dungeoneer gives name)
Your challenge is refused. Go away.

Treguard telling Lord Fear to F off

Is it me, or is this thread starting to lose some of its previous subtlety?


Lord Fear:  Your breath smells delightful, Lissard. Breathe all over me again, would you?

Motley: Stop nicking my lines Skarkill!  ;D

(I might say it actually)

Golgarach: 'Truth accepted. Here is my fourth...'

The Knightmare Production Team: 'Fidjit! We love ya, mate! The combination of comic possibilities and acting panache is out of this world. You're definitely on board for Series 8. [Wistful pause] Picture your name in lights. 'An Evenin' With Fidjit' - the new Broadway smash. Now - think bigger! The sky's the limit, baby! Yeah!'

Merlin: What are you doing in my chamber? Hordriss is much more powerful than I am and he would never make you answer ridiculous opposites riddles. Off you go then, yes remove the steps on your way out.

Merlin (next quest): Well done team you have answered my riddles but I have forgotten the magic i was supposed to give out.  

Hordriss: One just does not get it, why is one called   Hordriss the Confuser? Is one that confusing? Why not Hordriss the brave or Hordriss the Lionheart. Just  because one knows such advanced magics and demands respect and one does go on a bit and throughly confuses some dungeoneers then......oh I see why.

Treguard: (after putting on helmet of justice) Well team choose your quest
Advisors: We choose to quest for the Helmet of Justice, well look there it is. I believe you owe us some Frightnight trophies.

Lord Fear: You know I really am not sure why I use all my great magical powers and resources to attack blindfolded young children, you would think I would try something more ambitious like curing terminal illnesses or world conquest....