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Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 12 Jan 2004, 21:54
by HStorm
An In-Depth Analysis Of The English Common Law by Sylvester Hands.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 12 Jan 2004, 22:18
by Skarkill
Taverns, Religion & Strong Drink : By Brother Mace

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 12 Jan 2004, 22:22
by HStorm
The Official Log Of My Time On The Waggon by Gumboil the Tee-Total.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 12 Jan 2004, 22:25
by Skarkill
Honersty Is The Best Policy For Makeing Money: By Honersty Bartram

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 12 Jan 2004, 23:14
by MoanaLiza
Fifty ways to make you happy: By the Gargoyle
Tips from Elita's Charm school
Maths made Easy: By the Brollachan
How to improve your memory: By Merlin
Brother Mace's Latin Phrase book

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 13 Jan 2004, 00:22
by Skarkill
Brother Silence's Guid To Religous Phliosaphy: By Brother Silence.

(This Joke only works if you have seen a certain episoed of S4.)

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 13 Jan 2004, 00:26
by HStorm
Finding Courage In Times Of Confrontation: a guide book published on behalf of The Order Of Assassins.

The Art Of Understatement by Barry Thorn.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 13 Jan 2004, 00:35
by Thanatos
The History of the Bath by Sylvester Hands

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 13 Jan 2004, 00:36
by Skarkill
My Life As A Dungon Hag: By Misstres Goody.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 13 Jan 2004, 00:40
by HStorm
The History of the Bath by Sylvester Hands
*Falls about laughing.*

That HAS to be the best so far!

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 13 Jan 2004, 01:00
by HStorm
Look Into My Eyes, a novel by Skarkill.

Anger Management Tips by Gibbet.

All My Worldly Knowledge And Wisdom, by Gretel.

The Importance Of Fair Play In Party Games, by Mellisandre.

The Harsh Life Of The Man In The Street, an essay by Stiletta.

My Greatest Hits, by Ridolfo.

The Art Of Magnanimity, by Lord Fear.

Fair Fights I have Won, by Morghanna.

Malice's Big Book Of Favourite Fireballs.

Classic Dungeon Architecture, by the bloke who built that bridge from S4.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 13 Jan 2004, 01:07
by HStorm
Folly's Fabulous Recipes (See S2, the quest after he got his laughter back).

All My Satisfied Customers, invoice records of Julius Scaramonger.

How Not To Take A Joke Personally, by Grimaldine Grimwold. (Think about that one before you respond to it, GG! :) )

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 13 Jan 2004, 01:11
by GrimaldineGrimwold
How Not To Take A Joke Personally, by Grimaldine Grimwold. (Think about that one before you respond to it, GG! :) )
Think, or set Festus on people for no good reason... Oh, decisions, decisions, dearie. ;)

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 13 Jan 2004, 01:15
by GrimaldineGrimwold
100 Ways To Ensure You Read Through Your Posts Properly So You Don't Have To Incessantly Modify them For Annoying Spelling Errors, also by Grimaldine Grimwold

Chill Out! Being Relaxed and Not Feeling the Need to Edit Posts For Tiny Spelling Errors, by, well, you guessed it.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 13 Jan 2004, 01:20
by HStorm
LOL!

The Threads I've Started On The Knightmare Forum That Don't Wind People Up, by HStorm.