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It kinda makes you groan after you read the punchline, but decent enough

I love puns  :D

What's orange and looks good on Snapper Jack?

Fire!

What's orange and looks good on Snapper Jack?

Fire!

Aww, I quite liked him.

Haha, good one.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark Pain from Surrey, Steve Bradley from Surrey, Chris Thomas, also from Surrey.
Enter, Stranger!

Man, that's poor.

Man, that's poor.

It's funnier because of that, I think. Though as to whether it was funny in the first place, well, um, ahem.

Okay, here's my fifth attempt...

Why did Mellisandre never bend over?

- because the dungeoneers were always horny.

Okay, here's my fifth attempt...

Why did Mellisandre never bend over?

- because the dungeoneers were always horny.

BRILLIANT!!!!  ;D
btw, you missed out Joe Bloggs, also from Surrey  ;)

Okay, here's my fifth attempt...

Why did Mellisandre never bend over?

- because the dungeoneers were always horny.

Yes, that's a lot better.

Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: *furious* What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.

Heh heh heh very good!

Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: *furious* What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.

EXCELLENT!  :D

Lord Fear: Hands, I want to speak to you, NOW.
Sly: Yes, yer Lordship?
Lord Fear: I have reason to believe that since I have banned you from drinking on the job, you have moved onto other forms of intoxication. Have you anything to say to this?
Sly: Its true...
Fear: *furious* What is?
Sly: I tried sniffing coke the other day, but I got the ice cubes stuck up me nose.

Hey, that is genuinely laughworthy. Well done, Emii!

LOL! Thanks! Don't expect any more though...I'm a one hit wonder!

What's the difference between the Eye Shield and BBC Choice?

One is a pointless supplement which no-one actually likes and which was only ever put in to add some unnecessary padding and pointless TV sequences to an otherwise exemplery entity...and the other's an item in Knightmare.

I promise to come up with a better one within twenty years.