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Not forgetting Mr and Mrs I-S-M-I-S-S and their daughter Dee.

Mr and Mrs Mated-bats-in-the-Dwarf-Tunnels and their daughter, Annie

And, of course, Mr and Mrs Afraid and their daughter, Beverly along wiht their child, Tim.
(sorry!)

What's that? Why it's Mr and Mrs Hemoth and their daughter, Bee.

And here's the Hands family. Hailing from Slough they have been affectionately dubbed the 'Slough Hands' (Think about it)

Of course, husband Bert and wife Sandra are famous, what with bert always answering his wife's questions with "Aye, Sandra".

Brining up the rear is Mister Blingfloor and his friend, Krum.

Finaly we have Dr Atman and his brother, Bo.

Warm welcomes go out to Mr Naut and his son Ed.

Also welcoming Mr Shebah and his cousin, Bill.

Hello to a Mr Outwordyouhavereachedjourneyend and his wife, Viv.

I'm getting good at this!

Here we have a Dr Nye, who prefers to be known by his last name, Steven, or Stee for short, *Brandishes Sennen Shield in an attempt to block Drassil's outraged attacks*

Next is the token Elf-brat. Although no-one knows her name she is famous for her love of Goblin culls and so is known simply as 'Cully'

Still more guests as Mr Istherightwood arrives with his brother, Atwood.

Any more?

A family that Elita is very friendly with: Mr and Mrs Sake and their daughter, Fay.

Along wiht Mr and Mrs Sof-Marblehead and their large daughter, Great Belle

Finally, getting on a bit, Ol’ Af the Viking.

Please welcome Mr. Tass and his granny.

And another couple of Norman ancestry, Mr. and Mrs. de Made, with their daughter Freda.

And, yes, all the way from Germany come Herr and Frau Enden and their son Wolfgang, known to his mates as Wolf.

Harvey Towers wrote:Not to mention Mr and Mrs Eda and their daughter, Madge.

...and of course Madge's Aunt Dee Chambers whom they also call Anti.

Gods, I just don't know when to quit...

Arriving fashionably late as usual is Mr Stbeoutofyourtinylittlemind and his lovely wife Uma.

And here comes the new monk, brother Lachen. Of course, being a former rapper he's very hip, so his brothers call him bro.

Finaly, all the way from a mud wresteling tournament in leeds, please welcome Mr Niceladyreallyandmynameslillithbutifyoudonthavesomethingniceformeillcrumbletheledgeyourstandingonandimeversosorrybutrulesarerules, and his sister, Ima.

Perhaps that last one was a bit much?

Dark Descender wrote:*Brandishes Sennen Shield in an attempt to block Drassil's outraged attacks*

I don't attack - I outwit.

Ah, but there's never a need to outwit anything you can outrun. *Runs away*

Unless it has laid a trap for you to meet at high speed.

Mr and Mrs You-please-stay-on-topic and their son Will

Mr and Mrs Blem and their son Nopro.

A warm welcome please for Mr and Mrs Naught and their medical son Edward, known as Dr Ed.

Followed by Mr and Mrs Gre and their son Theo

And bringing up the rear, Mr and Mrs Urai and their son Sam.

The Rt. Hon Charles Fear and his father, the Lord Fear

Ma Ssword-for-the-blocker with Pa Ssword-for-the-blocker

A friend of Majida’s: Mr and Mrs Is-too-slow and their son Harry

Mr and Mrs Aneyeshield and their daughter Winnie, commonly known as Win.