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That's it - a fiendish plot! I must say that as Lord Fear he has a more stylish manicure though (in a sinister, gothic kind of way) It might be a good idea keeping Lissard from doing any press releases though - if there's too much talk of the new version of Windowsness, people might begin to wonder what's up.

I think people have been wondering "what's up" with Windows from the day they first used Win 95. I know I have.

At least with Win 95 I could still play stuff like Kyrandia and Legend (with a little help from my friend DOS). I still have a Son of the Empire team just waiting to kick some wandering army arse.

Make that Daughter of the Empire, actually - the valiant comrades were all female.

Ah... I'd better go now, I suppose. I've got a Library Studies assignment to work on tomorrow (arrgh - no, make that later today). Good night all.

Welcome aboard Willowherb, I hope you have a long stay here, and a good one along with it!

Hello there Willowherb. Very nice to see you posting.

'Lo, herb-child! How be?

G'day! Motley's the name and being perfessional wit and rep artiest is my game...

Hello, hello, hello, hello! I be just fine. I'm glad to finally find a good place for some Knightmare chat - Elita clued me up about the forum. See you all soon in discussion!

(tries to spellcast conjures up a small purple badger)

Drat! That was meant to be a transportation spell - must get this thing fixed...

Well hope to see you soon on the main boards.

tries to spellcast conjures up a small purple badger. Drat! That was meant to be a transportation spell - must get this thing fixed...

You know if I was paranoid. I would claim gimmick infringment on my Tom Troughton character on the KMRP Forum.  ;D

(tries to spellcast conjures up a small purple badger)

*conjures up a mushroom and snake to complete the set*

Oh, the cleverness of me! *and proceeds to laugh maniacally*

Hey, watch the snake - you could put someone's eye out with that! Is anyone here a Parcelforce - er, I mean Parselmouth?

"I've already lost one eye."

"I don't need anything else messing up my looks."

Lol you've already been dead about three months in one area of the Knightmare realm. How much more can you do to mess up your looks?

Well, death isn't the obstacle it used to be in the old days, as Dave Lister once said. Use the right kind of skin products and that greenish-white pallor will be a thing of the past!

"Emill."


"You've got a ten second head start."


(Good Greiff is it three months since Skarkill was killed.)