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Sidestep left in a bit of a hurry

Don't stray from the path

For a quicksandy bath

Or you'll find yourself stuck in the slurry.

Whilst Motley was in the Crazed Heifer

Those listening wished they were deafer

He'd got a tiny bit drunk

Six pints he had sunk,

Whilst Motley was in the Crazed Heifer
Those listening wished they were deafer
He'd got a bit drunk
Six pints he had sunk
The jokes he cracked were the worst ever!

In memory of KM VR:

That intrepid lad known as Arthur

Thought that his quest would go farther,

But in reading each letter

Of the spell that made better

That intrepid lad known as Arthur
Thought that his quest would go farther,
But in reading each letter
Of the spell that made better
The pick-me-up dropped things down rather.

lmao

Treguard Saw A Dungeoneer Called Nero