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Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 15 Jan 2004, 01:36
by HStorm
An In-Depth  Guide To The Paths Of The Dungeon, by Sidriss.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 15 Jan 2004, 01:40
by GrimaldineGrimwold
Things I'm Not a Rip-Off of in Any Way by Romahna.

The Complete Guide to Lego Architecture by Elita.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 15 Jan 2004, 01:45
by Elita
The Complete Guide to Lego Architecture by Elita.
With its compantion volume AND THERE'S NO BLOODY CURTAINS GRIMALDINE! also by me.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 15 Jan 2004, 01:51
by GrimaldineGrimwold
How to Avoid Getting Hormonal When Other People Know More About Lego Architecture Than You by Elita.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 15 Jan 2004, 02:04
by Elita
How to Avoid Getting Hormonal When Other People Know More About Lego Architecture Than You by Elita.
THERE ARE NO SODDING LEGO CURTAINS YOU TWAT!!! *throws a large ball of collected Babybel wax at Grimaldine*

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 15 Jan 2004, 02:11
by GrimaldineGrimwold
Our Love Story by Lillith and Bumptious

Pssh. You won't know until you write to the manufacturers and ask. Until then, stick to the Lego Shower to go in the Lego Wellway Room and the Lego Wolves to eat the Lego Pickle in the Lego Forest.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 15 Jan 2004, 02:21
by HStorm
A Guide To Staying Stringently Within The Guidelines Laid Out In The Forum FAQ, by Elita.

The Accumulated Evidence That A Bargain With Me Really IS A Bargain For Success, by Mogdred.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 15 Jan 2004, 03:10
by GrimaldineGrimwold
Why We Love Fun House by the Cast of Knightmare.

Spells I Can Spellcast in Under 10 Minutes by Merlin.

Proof It Wasn't Really Me Who Told Tim Child The Christmas Scene With Me in at the End of Series 4 Would Be a Great Idea by Merlin.

Reasons I Love Merlin Really by Grimaldine Grimwold.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 15 Jan 2004, 03:30
by Skarkill
The Record Of All Fan Mail Sent To Casper The Key: By Casper The Key

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 15 Jan 2004, 10:20
by Lord_Bob
Why I like the S4 Ending By Lord_Bob, Grimaldine Grimwold, HStorm, Emii, Drassil and others

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 15 Jan 2004, 13:53
by HStorm
That's one of those ones where the list of authors is going to be thirty times longer than what they actually write.

A Log Of The Days In My Life I Haven't Spent Hiding Behind The Sofa, by HStorm.

The Kulaemii Guide To Forging A Successful Relationship With Your Siblings.

*Hides behind the sofa before Emii can pick it up and throw it at him.*

All My Great Victories In Battle, by Gumboil the Unconquerable.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 15 Jan 2004, 19:40
by Lord_Bob
How to be unimaginative By Snowwie

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 15 Jan 2004, 19:41
by HStorm
Tips To Curb Your Jealousy, by Timonthy

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 16 Jan 2004, 00:32
by GrimaldineGrimwold
Why I like the S4 Ending By Lord_Bob, Grimaldine Grimwold, HStorm, Emii, Drassil and others
I still think they should have left in the bit where one of the candles set fire to Merlin's beard and he decided to use a spell to put it out. (Oh, I can see you know where this is going, you clever little thing, dearie!) Of course, he spellcast so slowly that soon enough it was a blazing inferno. He was last seen running desperately back toward Arthurian legend trying to put it out with his silly little wand. Mogdred was victorious, and everyone joined him in laughing evilly at the bearded old fool. Having finally won their battle, Mogdred and his pet Quail retired to Torquay.

/Series 4

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: 17 Jan 2004, 11:54
by HStorm
Tips To Avoid Overusing Your Favourite Catchphrase, by Treguard.

Tips To Avoid Confusing Two Completely Different Forests, by Pickle.

Tips To Avoid Fluffing Abusive Terminology, by Majida.