Parody of Hopelessly Devoted To You

[Drassil]

A tribute to Olivia Newton-John. Based on Hopelessly Devoted To You from Grease, released as a single in 1978. Official audio

The singer is dungeoneer Martin from Series 3 Team 11.

This minecart's not the first cart broken
On rides down into Level 3
But I could be, you know
The first to win since Series 2

Above, I'm just a Toole who's willing
To float around and shout out "Boo"
But down here, I will flee
When a hobgoblin's there in view
I'm helplessly below Level 2

But now there's nowhere to hide
A cat shoots from either side
I'm quick or I'm dead
Helplessly below Level 2
Helplessly below Level 2
Helplessly below Level 2

The dragon's saying, "Fool, do better"
Morghanna's laughing as I go
I step with bravery
As that's Merlin said to do
I hope that means that I'm getting through

But now the end comes along
'Cause I got a riddle wrong
I'm zapped in the head
Helplessly below Level 2
Helplessly below Level 2
Helplessly below Level 2