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Re: Favourite Knightmare quotes
Treguard:
"When Time Turns and The Fire Burns as befor. There will the Age Of Knightmare befound."
Treguard/Majida:
T: "Well I can predict one thing If you don't stand back the Door will take your nose off when it shuts."
M: What's Wrong With My Nose
(Speaking of Majida nose I sware it looks a bit bigger in S7 pictures Then 8. I don't mean that in a nasty way, its just an observation.)
Lord Fear:
" We'll be back bigger, Bolder, badder and better equiped. And as for your Dungeoneers. GOBLIN FODDER."
"When Time Turns and The Fire Burns as befor. There will the Age Of Knightmare befound."
Treguard/Majida:
T: "Well I can predict one thing If you don't stand back the Door will take your nose off when it shuts."
M: What's Wrong With My Nose
(Speaking of Majida nose I sware it looks a bit bigger in S7 pictures Then 8. I don't mean that in a nasty way, its just an observation.)
Lord Fear:
" We'll be back bigger, Bolder, badder and better equiped. And as for your Dungeoneers. GOBLIN FODDER."
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Re: Favourite Knightmare quotes
That's one great thing about the last 2 series - the comedy!
Here's another (unsurprisingly from good ol' Lord F.)
"She's a girl after my own heart. If I had one. Which I don't."
The Mark Knight/Cliff Barry combo was inspired.
Here's another (unsurprisingly from good ol' Lord F.)
"She's a girl after my own heart. If I had one. Which I don't."
The Mark Knight/Cliff Barry combo was inspired.
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Re: Favourite Knightmare quotes
"When the fire burns, the Knightmare returns."
So memorable was that line that I remembered it a full decade and a half after originally seeing it as a wide-eyed five-year old.
So memorable was that line that I remembered it a full decade and a half after originally seeing it as a wide-eyed five-year old.
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Re: Favourite Knightmare quotes
Cue the Hovis music! LOL! ;)
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Re: Favourite Knightmare quotes
'I think it's Largo - Dvorak's New World Symphony,' suggested Drassil coyly, fiddling with the zip on his anorak. 'But The Hovis Music is fine as far as I'm concerned!' ;)
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Re: Favourite Knightmare quotes
Of whom was Lord Fear speaking, Willowherb?
Anyway, Barry and Hands:
"If you were strong, you'd be able to capture us both [me and Romahna]. This is a strength potion."
"Is it beer?"
"Well, more or less - tastes like beer, anyway."
"Oh no, I can't, his lordship said not to."
"No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."
"Well, if it hasn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."
Lord Fear: "What? Me? Surrender? You must be absolutely out of your tiny mind!"
Anyway, Barry and Hands:
"If you were strong, you'd be able to capture us both [me and Romahna]. This is a strength potion."
"Is it beer?"
"Well, more or less - tastes like beer, anyway."
"Oh no, I can't, his lordship said not to."
"No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."
"Well, if it hasn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."
Lord Fear: "What? Me? Surrender? You must be absolutely out of your tiny mind!"
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Funny/memorable Lines?
Which lines did/do you find funny/memorable or did you think were silly/stupid? Any particular reason why?
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?
I like this one of Lord Fear's from Series 7 (on Simon's quest), and it's memorable for me because it makes me laugh out loud (apologies if I missed any words from the quote):
"Yes, me. Moi. Numero uno. Mr Big, the maaaaan!"
LOL!!
"Yes, me. Moi. Numero uno. Mr Big, the maaaaan!"
LOL!!
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?
Lord F: "Course I like to gloat. Love it. Something of a hobby."
Treguard: "There's only one way out of [a monster's stomach]. Well two actually, but we won't go into that..."
Majida: "For once, can you give a straight answer?"
Treguard: "Maybe."
Treguard: "Any decision is better than indecision. Well almost."
Cedric: "If you wanna play c0ckroach, just say so and I'll tread on ya!"
Lord Fear: "You smell like something the cat brought up!"
Treguard: "Life goes on... or not."
Lord Fear: "Winning isn't about playing fair. It's about winning."
Cedric: "You're gonna need your strength... cos you 'aven't got any brain."
Treguard: "There's only one way out of [a monster's stomach]. Well two actually, but we won't go into that..."
Majida: "For once, can you give a straight answer?"
Treguard: "Maybe."
Treguard: "Any decision is better than indecision. Well almost."
Cedric: "If you wanna play c0ckroach, just say so and I'll tread on ya!"
Lord Fear: "You smell like something the cat brought up!"
Treguard: "Life goes on... or not."
Lord Fear: "Winning isn't about playing fair. It's about winning."
Cedric: "You're gonna need your strength... cos you 'aven't got any brain."
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?
Brother Mace: "I sit here in my lonely cell and I contemplate the follies of the wide world. And I also drink a lot of ale."
"You don't drink? Ah, you have taken a vow. My vow is precisely the opposite."
Dialogue between Barry and Hands:
"If you were strong, you could capture us both - this is a strength potion."
"Is it beer?"
"Well, more or less. Tastes like beer."
"Oh no, I can't, I promised 'is lordship."
"No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."
"Well, if it 'asn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."
And something needs to be done about the ridiculous censor that won't let you post "c0ckroach" without resorting to the o/0 trick as I just have. I'll go and say so on Website Feedback.
"You don't drink? Ah, you have taken a vow. My vow is precisely the opposite."
Dialogue between Barry and Hands:
"If you were strong, you could capture us both - this is a strength potion."
"Is it beer?"
"Well, more or less. Tastes like beer."
"Oh no, I can't, I promised 'is lordship."
"No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."
"Well, if it 'asn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."
And something needs to be done about the ridiculous censor that won't let you post "c0ckroach" without resorting to the o/0 trick as I just have. I'll go and say so on Website Feedback.
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?
I think this entire conversation is great!HStorm wrote: Lord F: "Course I like to gloat. Love it. Something of a hobby."
So ill just sit here and watch you die, and of course i might gloat a bit!
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?
What about in Series 4
"Dickons got the horn master!!"
or "Simon side step to left" Instant death
"Dickons got the horn master!!"
or "Simon side step to left" Instant death
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?
The "Dickon's got the horn" line doesn't seem to have made it into the final edit, even if it got a mention in Debz's interview with David Learner.
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?
Yeah, I noticed that too. There I was eagerly watching and listening for it and...it wasn't there.
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Re:Funny/memorable Lines?
Wasn't Dicken's got the Horn cut out? I listened for it but didn't find it. I heard David Learner mention it on an interview outside a castle.
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