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Imagine a team just killed their dungeoneer in the bomb room. Treguard is about to make his farewell speech, and suddenly they all burst into song!

TEAM:
Is this the real life
Is this just fantasy
Caught in a bomb room
No escape from the bang you see.
Open our eyes
Look up to the skies and seeee
We screwed the quest up
We need no sympathy
Cos its easy come
Easy go
Little light
It had to blow
As you know the tale goes
It doesn’t really matter to meeeee

Treguard
Just killed a lad
There was a bomb up by his head
If we were quicker
He’d not be dead
Treguard
The quest had just begun
And we’ve just gone and blown him all away…

Treguaaaaard
OoooOoooOooo Nasteeee
Didn’t mean to make him die
Will we have to face his brother tomorrow?
Carry on…carry on…
But we already screwed up.

* * *

Too late
The chime has bonged
Sends shivers down our spines
Dropped our pencils, we’re outta time
Goodbye all you viewers
We’ve got to go
Gotta leave behind the quest
And face the school…

Treguaaaard
OoooOoooOooo Nasteeee
Didn’t mean to make him fry
Now we wish we’d never auditioned at all
No no nooo no noooooooo…

* * *

I see a little fuse asparking in the room
KadaBOOM KadaBOOM
He’s about to go bang, oh
Gunpowder and lightning
Very very frightening, See
How he spray, Oh
(How he spray, Oh)
How he spray, Oh
(How he spray, Oh)
How he spray, Oh Christ oh no!
Off it go-o-o-oes

DUNGEONEER:
I’m just a poor boy
Why’d you have to kill me

TEAM:
He’s just a poor boy
Splattered on the TV screen
Though we got him past the wall monstrosity

TREGUARD:
Easy come, easy go
Now you have to go

TEAM:
Dungeonmaster, NO!
You cannot make us go!

TREGUARD:
Now you have to go

TEAM:
You cannot make us go

TREGUARD:
You must go

TEAM:
You cannot make us go

TREGUARD:
You must go

TEAM:
No no no no no no no
Oh Treguard please oh Treguard please
Oh Treguard please don’t make us go
His big brother has a sledgehammer aside for we
For we
For WE!

DUNGEONEER:
So you think you can quest me and spend my life
So you think you can bomb me and leave me to diiiiie
Oh, maybe
You think “he’s gonna hate me”
You got it right
You just got it right now I’m here

ALL:
But nothing really matters
Anyone can see

PICKLE’S VOICE:
Except Mary Whitehouse

TREGUARD:
AHEM!

ALL:
Nothing really matters
Its just a little game
To meeeeeee
Anyway the bomb blows…

*BOOM*

Excellent!  :) (It's somehow ironic that you're pioneering all these great creative ideas, but not in the Creative section on the Off-Topic Forum!) You should preserve this on fanfiction.net.

I have done quite a lot of this lyric-altering in the past year. If you want to suggest some songs, I'd look forward to reworking them along a Knightmare theme.

suddenly they all burst into song!

...Have you seen a certain episode of Buffy?  :)

I actually haven't seen any buffy ever! I don't like it! I might try the songfic idea though...

Being a Queen fan (as well as Knightmare, natch), I don't know what to make of that...let me think...

(Thinks like a password blocker...)

Yeah!

Goodo!

Was that a remixed version of the Bohemian Rapsody? I find it very good Emii, well done!