Parody of Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison

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Parody of Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison

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Treguard is in the antechamber with a new team pre-quest. He sings this to the tune of Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison. Official video

Well, I'm trying to start the quest
But the team is unimpressed
"Please equip our dungeoneer:
Treguard, have you all the gear?"
Got the clipboards, pencils three
Helmet from the armoury
But the knapsack isn't here
It's lost somewhere I fear

There's one, you see
And I need it back for each new quest
Just one, you see
For all quests, for all quests
A scurrier
Should have brought it back to me by now
[As Treguard is singing, in scuttles the scurrier: a mini catacombite holding the knapsack in its jaws.]
Oh hurry up
What a pest, what a pe-e-est
[Treguard has taken the knapsack to put on the dungeoneer.]

Return of the sack (There it is)
Return of the sack (Game on)
Return of the sack (On we go)
There is no turning back (Here I am)
Return of the sack (Once again)
Return of the sack (More of a bag)
Return of the sack (Head below)
There is no turning back (Off you go)

So, the sack is in the game (Guzzling food)
And the knapsack is its name (On Knightmare)
From a German word or Dutch
Don't suppose it matters much
You'd better keep your life force fed
Because ooh-nasty's after red
So stow some grub to make it green
There's no need for a latrine

You shall not see
There's no looking round or turning back
So ask these three
Where am I? Where am I?
Your energy
Needs to stay a face, not be a skull
You might then reach
Level 2, Level 2 2 2...
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