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Lamenting the absence of Michael Cule's Series 4 (1990) characters. Based on Killer by Adamski and Seal (official audio), which happens to be from the same year.

I wasn't sure I'd parody the whole thing, but then I saw 'future kings' later in the lyrics...

Brother [Mace]
Fatilla
On a lonely quest you're not filler

So you want to be free
To be in quests away from Level 3?
Without you, can we cope
Miss your 'tache and silly rope

It's too cruel
You're not here
Come back, Cule
So we can hear the Latin

Sozzled merry brother
Is there still a part of you that wants to quip?
Stocky hun Fatilla
Is there still a part of you that wants to blip?
On Knightmare, a pub monk
Is there still a part of you that wants a drop?
On Knightmare, Fatilla
Is there still a part of you that wants to blop?

Like your card
You are the Rex
And you claim victory

Sozzled merry brother
Is there still a part of you that wants to quip?
Stocky hun Fatilla
Is there still a part of you that wants to blip?
On Knightmare, a pub monk
Is there still a part of you that wants a drop?
On Knightmare, Fatilla
Is there still a part of you that wants to blop?

Mace is in gamebook The Future King and you can meet in the inn
He provides all your lost equipment later on if you help him