Parody of Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer
Posted: 20 Aug 2019, 21:31
To the tune of Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer (1998). Original song
"DISMISS" said by the bearded master
Knightmare, beside the blue blue screen
Swerve swerve... there's the spinning blade
Look at your shoes as the spell makes you fade, oh
DISMISS away from the hearth and firelight
Leaving without a usual door
Lift your chosen hand
Wave to the man and take the path for home
Silver Spurs squandered
Ooh nasty
DISMISS out of the antechamber
It seems you met a fate so dire
Whoosh, whoosh, that's the end of that
But how will Treguard get the clipboards back? Oh...
"DISMISS" said by the bearded master
Knightmare, beside the blue blue screen
Swerve swerve... there's the spinning blade
Look at your shoes as the spell makes you fade, oh
DISMISS away from the hearth and firelight
Leaving without a usual door
Lift your chosen hand
Wave to the man and take the path for home
Silver Spurs squandered
Ooh nasty
DISMISS out of the antechamber
It seems you met a fate so dire
Whoosh, whoosh, that's the end of that
But how will Treguard get the clipboards back? Oh...