Parody of Sexcrime (Nineteen Eighty-Four) by Eurythmics

[Drassil]

From the point of view of Richard, the last dungeoneer of Knightmare's first year. Based on Sexcrime (Nineteen Eighty-Four) by Eurythmics. Lyrics, music video

Dedicated to Grimaldine Grimwold, big fan of Eurythmics and exquisite contributor to this forum.

Time...

Can I take on the dungeon
With my eyes covered up?
Couldn't face staying at home
I know three friends who'll help me win

Questtime, questtime
1987, 1987

And so I face the walls
Turning back's against the rules
Leave the fish, don't take the horn
Mission of a dungeoneer

Questtime, questtime
questtime, questtime
1987, 1987

I'll blow the bricks down then I've won

Need a big hole in the wall
Dagger's useless, I can't win

Questtime, questtime
1987, 1987
1987, 1987

Green n' green n' green n' green n' amber, red, no health
Green n' green n' green n' green n' amber, red, no health
1987, 1987
1987... 1994