Re:Knightmare Limericks
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
But I'm willing to bet
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
you'll never get near the little runts!
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
OK..... Try this one:-
One day, in the Corridor of Blades...
One day, in the Corridor of Blades...
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Someone holding a seven of spades
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Was told, "cut the pack"
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Suddenly changed tack
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
One day, in the Corridor of Blades...
Someone holding a seven of spades
Was told, "cut the pack"
Suddenly changed tack...
And his innards were duly displayed
Someone holding a seven of spades
Was told, "cut the pack"
Suddenly changed tack...
And his innards were duly displayed
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Brother Mace, though he can't pronounce "iocus"
(N.B. rhymes with "stock us".)
(N.B. rhymes with "stock us".)
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Brother Mace, though he can't pronounce "iocus"
Had a bit of a row with some Blockers
Had a bit of a row with some Blockers
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
They jeered at his paunch
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Which caused him to launch...
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
a full set of solid brass knockers (the door variety)
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Some goblins were hunting poor Julie
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