The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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Can Anyone think of a joke book tital for The Mire-Trogs.

I've been racking my brain for one for hours with out any luck.
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Some Of Mire Favourite Gags!!!!!!!!!!!! perhaps. Boom boom!

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Majida: Love Sonnets by HStorm.
Uh uh, Jen. If I wrote a book like that it'd fill half the library.

Oh Majida, Majida...

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The Good Points About Casper The Key, accumulated from the consensus of all Knightmare fans in the history of the universe.

Two lines. And one of those was "Also by the same author." (The other line was, "Well at least he left the series...")
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Sorry!   ;)
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Oooo yes I like that one!

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The Big Book Of Curtains And Interior Design by Grimaldine Grimwold.
You so can get lego curtains. *whip*
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