The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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The Book of Humility (the retitled 2nd edition of The Hordriss Guide, edited by Hordriss and Grimaldine Grimwold).

EDIT - this post was edited purely because an opening bracket was in italics where it was intended to be plain text. My earlier jibe at myself was entirely justified.

EDIT 2 - writing an edit note just to point out how right you were in an earlier post has to be one of the most pretentious things one can do, so the original jibe at myself in this post was entirely justified too.  
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How To Run The Perfect Bath, by Motley.

How To Run, by Lissard.

My Friends Who Have Never Said That I'm A Silly Old Fool, by Merlin.

My Friends, by Cedric.
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My Vision Of Peace For The World, by Gundrada.

Things I Hate About Quantum Leap, by Drassil.

Things I Like About Seasons 6&8, by HStorm.

Things I like About HStorm, by KaM.

Things I like About HStorm, by Kieran.

Things I like About HStorm, by Forester.

Things I like About HStorm, by Malefact.

Things I like About HStorm, by Lord_Bob.

Things I like About HStorm, by Elita.

Things I like About HStorm, by Emii.

Things I like About HStorm, by Motley.

Things I like About HStorm, by Thanatos.

Things I like About HSto-.... Er, maybe I'm getting paranoid here!  ;)
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Beat that Paranoid State of Mind by Grimaldine Grimwold and HStorm
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I was hoping that post would make you feel better! Instead it's made me feel 10 times worse.

*Shivers, shoulders slump. Hides behind sofa and sobs uncontrollably once more.*
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Things I Like About Seasons 6&8, by HStorm.
Oh yes, good idea.

Fidjit- the Biography: Why We Should All Love Him by Grimaldine Grimwold

The Full Chronicle Of Everything I Love About That Lissard Disguised As Marta Storyline. Oh, How We Laughed! by Grimaldine Grimwold

1001 Posts I Never Wrote by Grimaldine Grimwold.

Okay, okay, I'll stop having a go at myself now.
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Why We'd Never Hijack A Thread- A Treatise On Courtesy by HStorm and Grimaldine Grimwold

Oh.

How to Make a Good Character to Roleplay on a Forum and Roleplay Well With It by, oh, you must know who wrote this one. Oh, go on, take a guess. That's right, you clever thing, you!
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I detect, and feel, a sudden decline in enthusiasm.
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I detect, and feel, a sudden decline in enthusiasm.
Awww. :( I'll think of a few more tomorrow, I think.
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The Complete Guide To Proper Dungeon Manners and Etiquette A collaboration between Elita and Cedric.

Reasons Why Pickle Isn't A Twat After All By me. It consists solely of a title page, since that's how long it took me to realise that I couldn;t think of any reasons, and that I DO think he's a twat.

Majida: Love Sonnets by HStorm.

The Big Book Of Curtains And Interior Design by Grimaldine Grimwold.

Choosing The Right Colours For Website Design by me.

The Wit and Wisdom of a Dungeon Maid by Gretel.
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Hilarious Pranks for the immature by Hordriss

Showing Respect For Others; An Analogy of how kind behaviour affects reactions of others by Elita

How to make a good post by Ringmasterrob

How to prevent HStorm from becoming paranoid by Ringmast "I'm gonna get you HStorm" Rob
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That helped, Bob, thanks a lot.

*Sits on the sofa and puts another sofa on top of it, attempting to squash himself flat. It fails*

Oh boy! When things go wrong they sure go wrong.

*Hides behind sofa again and bawls eyes out.*
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I thought it might  ;D
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How To Perfect Clear And Concise Self-Expression, by the Oracle Of Confusion.

All My Good Hair Days, by Hordriss The Confuser.

Happy Landings, by Scott.

Diets That Really Work, by McGrew.

Make Accents That Sound Authentic, by McGrew.

Great Ethnic Dances I Have Known, by McGrew.
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Songs That Drassil And Emii Have Never Corrupted.
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