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Advanced Netiquette For Making A Big Hit When You Join A New Forum, by Lord-Fear/Melly/Homophobic-Cowardy-Custard-Person.

Still touching that nerve. Never mind, he's gone now.

There's only 2 lord Fears!

My time on University Challenge by The Brochollan (the KM character, not the forum member!)

My extensive collection of wardrobe garments, full of variety by, well, quite a lot of them actually. Surely Scaramonger and Treguard could afford to change clothes more than once every 2 years?

Tap-dancing skills by Oakley

Of course I can still see my feet! by Brother Mace

Learn to count by Sylvester Hans (well it wouldn't get past 3 without some difficulty).

Staying in the troll pens by the Brollachen
(I suspect someone wishes that I did what the book said, however then it wouldn't be a short book.)

How to live a happy life by the Gargoyle

The Art Of Self-Consistent Script-Writing, by Tim Child.

Tips For Directing A Fan-Made Film Project Without Getting Impatient With Members Of The Cast, by Snowcat.

Tips For Directing A Fan-Made Film Project Without Resorting To Inappropriately Derivative Script-Writing, by Adam Battersby.

Remembering Faces, by Grimaldine.

Recognising The Right Time And Place For Gloating, by Lord Fear.

HStorm wrote:
Tips For Directing A Fan-Made Film Project Without Getting Impatient With Members Of The Cast, by Snowcat.

ah right! ah right! :-\

Sheesh, it was either that or we didn't finish... (Last shots filmed at 4ish AM on the LAST day we had the equipment and most had to return home.... Remember?!?)

I never asked to direct the thing anyway! It just kinda ........ happened... Presumably because no-one had the heart to tell me to sod-off or similar...

Also by Snowcat :- Half complete projects I've 'helped' with...

Tips For Taking A Joke Without Losing Your Temper, by Snowcat.

Light colours other than RED! : The RPG film Crew

Tips on how to improve perfectly good film-work by Adam Battersby

How not to turn a thread off topic and start changing each other into different things By various members of this forum

Declaratory, Exclamatory, and Imperative Sentences: What They Are And How To Use Them by Pendragon

Staying sober by Brother Mace
How to defeat Goblins by McGrew

"How to remain calm during a quest - By Majida"
"How to make a bad TV show - By Tim Child"
"How to wear fashionable clothes - By Elita"
"How to produce high-quality dungeon scenes - 1991 special"

"How to correctly dispell SHROUD" by Series 2 Team 7's Mark.

Another book by the same author:

"An easy way of telling the difference between SHOVEL and SPADE".

How to get cut up in the corridor of spears by Barry's team (Series 7)

Being polite to wizards by Gundrada.