The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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An In-Depth Analysis Of The English Common Law by Sylvester Hands.
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Taverns, Religion & Strong Drink : By Brother Mace
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The Official Log Of My Time On The Waggon by Gumboil the Tee-Total.
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Fifty ways to make you happy: By the Gargoyle
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Maths made Easy: By the Brollachan
How to improve your memory: By Merlin
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Brother Silence's Guid To Religous Phliosaphy: By Brother Silence.

(This Joke only works if you have seen a certain episoed of S4.)
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Finding Courage In Times Of Confrontation: a guide book published on behalf of The Order Of Assassins.

The Art Of Understatement by Barry Thorn.
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The History of the Bath by Sylvester Hands
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The History of the Bath by Sylvester Hands
*Falls about laughing.*

That HAS to be the best so far!
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Look Into My Eyes, a novel by Skarkill.

Anger Management Tips by Gibbet.

All My Worldly Knowledge And Wisdom, by Gretel.

The Importance Of Fair Play In Party Games, by Mellisandre.

The Harsh Life Of The Man In The Street, an essay by Stiletta.

My Greatest Hits, by Ridolfo.

The Art Of Magnanimity, by Lord Fear.

Fair Fights I have Won, by Morghanna.

Malice's Big Book Of Favourite Fireballs.

Classic Dungeon Architecture, by the bloke who built that bridge from S4.
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Folly's Fabulous Recipes (See S2, the quest after he got his laughter back).

All My Satisfied Customers, invoice records of Julius Scaramonger.

How Not To Take A Joke Personally, by Grimaldine Grimwold. (Think about that one before you respond to it, GG! :) )
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How Not To Take A Joke Personally, by Grimaldine Grimwold. (Think about that one before you respond to it, GG! :) )
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LOL!

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