The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

[Skarkill]

Can Anyone think of a joke book tital for The Mire-Trogs.

I've been racking my brain for one for hours with out any luck.

[HStorm]

Some Of Mire Favourite Gags!!!!!!!!!!!! perhaps. Boom boom!

*Sees looks of disgust on everyone else's faces and takes cover behind the sofa before the cabbages fly.*


Things I Find Neither Luvly Nor Unluvly, by Skarkill

[HStorm]

Majida: Love Sonnets by HStorm.

Uh uh, Jen. If I wrote a book like that it'd fill half the library.

Oh Majida, Majida...

*Disappears into a far off dream when he should be getting on with filling his tax form.*

[Skarkill]

The Good Point's Of Elita: By Pikle

[HStorm]

The Good Points About Casper The Key, accumulated from the consensus of all Knightmare fans in the history of the universe.

Two lines. And one of those was "Also by the same author." (The other line was, "Well at least he left the series...")

[Emii]

Songs That Drassil And Emii Have Never Corrupted.

Oi!
Great Dungeon Dishes by M.T. Napsak

[HStorm]

Sorry!  

[Skarkill]

A Pirates Diary: Raptor & Captain Nemnor

[HStorm]

A Log Of Our Repeat Fees On Network TV by the cast of Knightmare.

[Lord_Bob]

Proof I am Related to Elita By Pickle

[HStorm]

Oooo yes I like that one!

Corridor Of Blades Safety Rules, by Lord Fear.

[Lord_Bob]

The Block and Tackle, A Perfect Holiday Destination By Simon

[HStorm]

My Method Of Seduction, by Folly.

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

The Big Book Of Curtains And Interior Design by Grimaldine Grimwold.

You so can get lego curtains. *whip*

[HStorm]

A Complete Log Of All Online Conversations Between Elita And GG That Hasn't Strayed Onto The Subject Of Lego Architecture.